Episode

The Engagement

by Susan Harris, Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Bea Arthur, Jay Sandrich, Larry David and 14 others

In the Pilot, Sophia arrives after her retirement home burns down and Blanche prepares to get married.

(7 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (4)Larry David (4)Susan Harris (3)Bea Arthur (2)Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak (2)Michael Richards (2)Cosmo Kramer (2)Betty White (1)Rose Nylund (1)

“Oh, it is wonderful dating in Miami. All the single men under 80 are cocaine smugglers.”

— Susan Harris, Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Bea Arthur, imdb.com

Tagged: Miami, Dating, Cocaine

“Rose: What a day. One sad person after another. Dorothy: Rose, you work at grief counseling. What do you expect, comedians?”

— Susan Harris, Rose Nylund, Betty White, imdb.com

Tagged: Sadness, Comedians, Grief Counseling, Comebacks

“They're prisons. Manmade prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. ‘Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?’”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Marriage, Prison, Submission, Boredom, bathroom

“And you broke up with her 'cuz she beat you at chess? That's pretty sick.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Breakups, Chess

“Well, look at it this way. We drop the dog off in front of somebody's house in the country. They find it and adopt it. Now the dog is prancing in the fields. Dancing and prancing. Fresh air. Dandelions. We're doing this dog a real favor.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Kidnapping, Animal Abuse, Cruelty to Animals, Fresh Air, Dogs

“OUR LIVES! What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Immaturity, Pointlessness, Children, Men, Adulthood

“Rose, he left me 38 years later for a stewardess that he met on a business trip to Hawaii. It was her first flight. They said, 'On arrival, give the passengers a lei.' She got confused, he got lucky, and they now live on Maui.”

— Susan Harris, Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Bea Arthur, imdb.com

Tagged: Golden Girls, husbands, Divorce, Funny