Episode

The Comeback

by Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, David Trainer and 25 others

George has trouble thinking of a comeback to a comment made by Reilly; he does think of one, but it's a little to late. Jerry buys a new tennis racket from a supposed professional. Elaine and Kramer discuss video picks. Elaine prefers picks by Vincent. He

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Characters

Andy Robin (5)Gregg Kavet (5)George Costanza (2)Jerry Seinfeld (2)Jason Alexander (2)Reilly (1)Michael Richards (1)Cosmo Kramer (1)Joel Polis (1)

“The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Reilly, Joel Polis, imdb.com

Tagged: Comebacks, Zingers

“Yeah, because you're perfect. You're a calculating, coldhearted businesswoman. And when there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on a few throats.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Coldhearted, Dirty Work, Machiavellian, Cutthroat

“Sometimes in life, the gods smile upon you, my friends.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Zingers, Sick Burns, Comeuppance, Revenge, Fate

“Trust me, Kramer. Given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats, Murder

“Listen to the comeback. ‘Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They're running outta you.’”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Comebacks, Zingers, Sick Burns