Season 5

“I hate it when men do that. 'I have a girlfriend.' Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!”

— Cindy Chupack, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“No, he's not sick. He's not hungry, he's not teething, he just wants to scream. I'm doing everything I can but I can't please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up.”

— Alexa Junge, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“Charlotte: What kind of diet book are you looking for? Miranda: I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.”

— Michael Patrick King, Judy Toll, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“I love that The New Yorker is your porn.”

— Elisa Zuritsky, Julie Rottenberg, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Why do we get stuck with old maid and spinster and men get to be bachelors and playboys?”

— Julie Rottenberg, Elisa Zuritsky, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“Babies come into this world with a clean slate. We fuck them up.”

— Liz Tuccillo, Elisa Zuritsky, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“Otherwise, how do you bounce back when reality batters your belief system and love does not, as promised, conquer all? Is hope a drug we need to go off of, or is it keeping us alive? What’s the harm in believing?”

— Cindy Chupack, Liz Tuccillo, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.”

— Michael Patrick King, Liz Tuccillo, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, lovesujeiry.com

“When it comes to relationships, maybe we're all in glass houses, and shouldn't throw stones. Because you can never really know. Some people are settling down, some are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than Butterflies...”

— Cindy Chupack, Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, lovesujeiry.com

“If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I’d never leave the house.”

— Alexa Junge, Liz Tuccillo, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, thoughtcatalog.com

“I love you, but I love me more.”

— Elisa Zuritsky, Julie Rottenberg, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, thoughtcatalog.com

“I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe—and kneel.”

— Michael Patrick King, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, thoughtcatalog.com