Season

Season 1

by Kaley Cuoco, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar and 7 others

University physicists Leonard and Sheldon know whether to use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve. But they don't have a clue about girls. Or dating. Or clothes. Or parties. Or having fun. Or, basically, life. So when a pretty bl

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Characters

Chuck Lorre (5)Bill Prady (4)Lee Aronsohn (3)Dan Fogelman (2)Jim Parsons (2)Sharon Horgan (2)Leonard Hofstadter (2)Sarah Jessica Parker (2)Frances (2)Sheila Callaghan (2)

“Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin. Sheldon: Why? Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.”

— Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Bill Prady, Howard Wolowitz, Simon Helberg, imdb.com

Tagged: glad, learn, Mandarin, Annoying, fluent

“Sheldon: Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn’t speak any English. When I finally managed to convince her I was sick, she said, 'Möchtest du eine Darmspülung?' Penny: What does that mean? Sheldon: Based on what happened next, I assume it means, 'Would you like an enema?'”

— Stephen Engel, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Sheldon Cooper, Jim Parsons, imdb.com

Tagged: Housekeeper, english, Sick, Convince, Assumptions

“Leonard: You are not Isaac Newton. Sheldon: No, no, that’s true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.”

— Stephen Engel, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Bill Prady, Sheldon Cooper, Jim Parsons, imdb.com

Tagged: Isaac Newton, gravity, Intelligence, apparent, Apple

“Leonard: For God’s sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth? Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?”

— Robert Cohen, Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady, Leonard Hofstadter, Johnny Galecki, imdb.com

Tagged: Sarcasm, sign, open my mouth

“Leonard: I love cheesecake. Sheldon: You’re lactose intolerant. Leonard: I don’t eat it. I just think it’s a good idea.”

— Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady, Leonard Hofstadter, Johnny Galecki, imdb.com

Tagged: cheesecake, lactose intolerant, Eat, good idea

“I give you a lot of freedom because I trust you to act like an adult. Please don't make me regret that.”

— Zander Lehmann, Valerie Meyers, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

Tagged: Parents and Children, Giving Your Kids Freedom

“I'm gonna need everyone in this room to believe that only good things are going to happen today. Actually, I need you to know it.”

— Dan Fogelman, Jack, Milo Ventimiglia, imdb.com

Tagged: positive, Positivity, Optimism

“There’s no lemon so sour that you can’t make something resembling lemonade.”

— Dan Fogelman, Dr. Nathan Katowski, Gerald McRaney, imdb.com

Tagged: Lemons, Lemonade, chances

“You got hurt. That doesn’t mean you stop trying.”

— Elizabeth Meriwether, Cecilia "Cece" Parikh, Hannah Simone, imdb.com

Tagged: Heartbreak, Pain, Breakups

“Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no-one else in the room... Your life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing, because you're no fake, you're not lost, you don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, but I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're noth…”

— Sheila Callaghan, Steve Wilton, Justin Chatwin, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Attraction, compliments

“Nobody's saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden. Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether. But it's been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I'm proud of, 'cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me.”

— Sheila Callaghan, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com

Tagged: Home, Children, Family

“How do you go from eight years of a happy marriage to wanting to blow someone's head off?”

— Sharon Horgan, Frances, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Marriage, Divorce, People Change, Love Evolution

“I want to save my life while I still care about it.”

— Sharon Horgan, Frances, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Marriage, Divorce, Fix Yourself, Before It's Too Late, Running Out Of Time