“Rosamund Pike was spectacular in Gone Girl. Glorious, absolutely remarkable. Oscar worthy, for certain. My boner concurrs.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: gone girl, Sex, oscars
“Prepping for my Oscar night party. Anyone know a good onion dip recipe that serves 3,000?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: food, Recipe, party, oscars
“I gotsta live tweet the Grammys! Get ready: as a non-winner, I'm eleven drinks in.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: grammys, live tweeting, Drinking, Drunk
“So David Burtka and I have agreed that if Nick Jonas responds to this tweet, our wedding vows will sort of kind of change a bit.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: Marriage, celeb crush, Sex
“Pharrell just can't stop wearing shorts..! Is this a Wes Anderson movie? Does he work at the Grammy Budapest Hotel?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: celebs, clothing, Movies
“Hey David Burtka - Will you be my Valentine? Ok, I realize you're already my husband, but a 'yes' would sure make my day/night/life.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: valentine's day, Marriage, husband
“So first I saw the dress as white and gold, and only that. Now, it's absolutely blue and black. How?!? Does this make me bi-dress-ual?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: dress, Memes, Colors
“Happy 13th, everyone! What a lovely Friday. Oh look, a cute little black kitten just walked right in front of me. Hmm. What could that mean?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: friday the 13th, black cat, Luck, Bad Luck
“Just realized it's Friday the 13th! All makes sen-Wait, someone's at the door. I'll let him in. Hmm. He has a hockey mask and a machet-OHNO!”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: friday the 13th, Death, Murder
“On my way to the fancy Met Ball with the ever handsome David Burtka. Looking forward to a very James Bond evening.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: fancy, dressed up, Couples
“Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! Hope your night is filled with celebration and drinks - a tequilabration, as it were. ¡Salud!”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: cinco de mayo, holiday, Drinking
“42nd B'day ideas: for everyone to stop using the word 'like' incessantly in conversation. It's, like, a constant and it's, like, egregious.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: birthday, gifts, Communication
“My birthday is Monday, so today is your last day to get free shipping with Amazon Prime. Please plan and shop accordingly. #helpfulharris”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: birthday, presents, Amazon
“Met Dr. Phil. He called me out on some stuff. Made me cry. I'm a better person now. No he didn't. No I'm not.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: celebs, therapy, Tears
“It's pouring rain here in NYC. Normally when things are wet I'm far more excited.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: Sex, wet, NYC
“Happy birthday, Cobie Smulders! You're the coolest, hottest, awesomest girl I've ever had the pleasure to know/kiss/marry/divorce/love.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: how i met your mother, birthday, cast members, celebs
“Tomorrow is my first day of shooting as Count Olaf. I'd cross my fingers but I can't trim my nails. #unfortunate”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: Puns, Netflix, TV Shows
“The more shirtless selfies Nick Jonas posts, the better my day gets.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: celebs, hot men, Sex
“For my birthday, I only want one thing for the world: lots of presents for me. And good ones. Well thought out gifts. So… tick tock.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: birthday, presents, Funny
“Only Pharrell Williams can prevent forest fires.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: Singers, Funny, Fires