“Due to the Patriots ball scandal, I’ll personally be making sure all the Oscars are fully inflated this year.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: oscars, Football, patriots
“What's Chester got up his sleeve in tonight's American Horror Story? My guess is it's not good. And I should know, I filmed it.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: american horror story, Television, Acting
“The Oscar nominations come out tomorrow morning. Damn, I really need to finish counting all these ballots..! #Oscars #procrastination”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: oscars, counting, procrastination
“I'll be watching Peter Pan Live tonight at 8 pm on NBC. You? Can't wait to see what will happen! Break a leg, cast. But not a wire...”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: broadway, Peter Pan, nbc
“Oops. It's Reese's. Not Reece's. Sorry, I'm a fan of Ms. Witherspoon. Oh wait. She's Reese too. Um, the monkey? No that's Rhesus. Dangit!”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: chocolate, easter, 4/20
“It's Easter and 4/20? The Reece's Peanut Butter Egg must be quite the desirable commodity today!”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: easter, 4/20, eating, Hunger
“I'm doing a crazy glam rock photo shoot. Over the top Bowie-tastic, but now I'm not sure how to get the glitter out of my iPhone.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: glitter, photographs, iPhone
“Taylor Swift looks super hot. I'd try to steal her hair moves for Hedwig On Broadway, but I fear I'd lose my wig.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: celebs, broadway, Dancing
“I'm so proud of Hugh Jackman for hosting this year's Tony Awards and for calling me an hour ago to say, 'Suck it!'”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: celebs, tony awards, Hosting
“Took the kids to their first Broadway show today: The Lion King. Mine was 25 years ago: Les Miserables. It's the circle of life...”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: broadway, Children, lion king
“Would I have wished that Barney and Robin would've stayed together? Sure, but most divorcees wish it had worked out.””— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: Divorce, how i met your mother, Marriage
“Oof. I got a sinus infection. I blame either our ill son or one of the 75 people I've kissed on the mouth during a Hedwig performance...”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: broadway, Kissing, Sick
“If you haven't already, go see A Million Ways To Die In The West. Opened today. It's so funny, you just might shit yourself.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: Movies, promotion, Laughter
“Only one more shopping day until my birthday. I think FedEx delivers on Sundays now. I love presents. No pressure. Just sayin'.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: birthday, Shopping, presents
“Happy 4th of July! Hope your day is a blast, but not literally.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: Fourth Of July, Fireworks, Puns
“Today is the 10 Year Anniversary of the release of HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE! So a big...um...wait, what was I talking about..?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: pot, harold and kumar, high, Drugs
“Guess what? David Burtka and I got married over the weekend. In Italy. Yup, we put the 'n' and 'd' in 'husband'.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: Marriage, husband, Couples
“Yesterday I celebrated the birth of my twins. Tomorrow I celebrate the birth of my book. I hope the book poops less.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: book, babies, Poop
“Early holiday shoppers: May I suggest my autobiography? It's entertaining, educational, and easy to wrap!”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: gifts, Holidays, Books, autobiography
“Just finished filming my last scene for American Horror Story. I need to take a shower. Wash off all this horror.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: american horror story, shower, Horror