“Today I taught the twins how to open umbrellas inside, walk under ladders, and break mirrors. I figured this is as good a day as any…”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: friday the 13th, Luck, Bad Luck
“Harry Houdini was born on this day, 137 years ago. When using handcuffs or other restraints tonight, please do so in his honor.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: handcuffs, domination, Sex, Magic
“My 2016 New Years Resolutions: meditation, flexibility, handstands, and a crazy cool acting gig or three. Not necessarily in that order.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: New Years, Resolutions, Goals
“And why hasn't my butler told me to go to sleep yet? Or made me some tea? Or given me sage advice? Or reloaded my weapons?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: butler, Funny, rich
“Happy Valentine's Day! Allow the love, find the love, make the love. Not necessarily in that order.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: valentine's day, Love, Sex
“Happy 4/20. (snicker, snicker...) Ooh, a Snickers..! #munch”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.comTagged: 4/20, snickers, Funny
“He purchased the gun & ammo ONLINE! How is it so easy to purchase guns online!!! Does this not sicken you? No background checks needed!!!!!”— Kim Kardashian, twitter.comTagged: Black Lives Matter, Gun Control
“Contrary to Pink Floyd's 1973 album-cover proclamation, there is no dark side of the moon. A day there simply lasts a month.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: Moon, pink floyd, dark side
“In 1979, Pluto crossed Neptune’s orbit, and for 20 years was the eighth “planet” in the solar system.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: pluto, planets, neptune
“Full Moon Friday. The second in July. For bad historical reasons we call it a "Blue Moon.” It’s not blue. It’s not even rare.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: blue moon, full moon, rare
“Summer Thought: If you convert a bug zapper to a human zapper, scaling by body mass, you’d receive a jolt of 50 billion volts.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: bugs, humans, Death
“Just an FYI: All table salt is sea salt. Mined salt just happens to come from long-buried, evaporated, prehistoric seas.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: salt, food, Sea
“Jupiter is 11x wider than Earth. But Earth is only 5x wider than Pluto. So Jovians surely demoted us to Dwarf Planet long ago.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: pluto, planets, Earth, jupiter
“If Earth stopped rotating, everyone not bolted to the ground would fall over and roll due east at the speed of a jet plane.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: Earth, rotation, east
“Resist the Hype: The size of today’s “Super” moon is to next month’s full moon as a 16.07 inch pizza is to a 16.00 inch pizza.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: supermoon, Moon, Sky
“Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. Fired from guns, brandished by people, who shoot you by accident or on purpose.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: Guns, firearms, Death, Murder
“October — a popular month in which to be born, corresponding with conception on New Year’s day of the Gregorian Calendar.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: birthday, Sex, october, calendar
“Sustained 200mph hurricane winds are sufficient to strip the bark from trees that are not otherwise snapped from their base.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: Wind, hurricane, Storms
“When a doctor’s prognosis is bad, we want to seek a second opinion. But when a prognosis is good we’re somehow okay with it.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: doctors, Illness, Sick, Death