“I thought having prisoners would be fun, but it’s like having a pet or an in-law. You can lock them up, then you have to feed them.”— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com
“Sometimes crowds make me feel guilty for not having fun like everyone else. And then I feel guilty for feeling guilty.”— Chris Offutt, Sookie Stackhouse, Anna Paquin, imdb.com
“I gotta check out my penis, I have to go to the doctor now? That's going to be a lot of fun; 'Where'd you get the rash?' 'Oh, I stuck a doll's head down my pants, Doctor. It feels good to me!'”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Whoa. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I'm not getting a disease. Are you kidding me? Especially one I didn't have any fun catching.”— Constance M. Burge, Evan Lawson, Paulo Costanzo, imdb.com
“As my mom used to say, 'When you're doing a puzzle, it's like you've got a thousand friends.' She was full of fun lies like that.”— David Goetsch, Eric Kaplan, Steve Holland, Amy Farrah Fowler, Mayim Bialik, imdb.com
“Bay: I mean, do churchy people even go in for bachelorette parties? Daphne: C'mon, we don't have to have a penis piñata, but we can still have some fun!”— James Stoteraux, Chad Fiveash, Daphne Vasquez, Katie Leclerc, imdb.com
“What do you like to do for fun on weekends? Break old ladies’ hips?”— Francesca Rollins, Oliver Goldstick, Caleb Rivers, Tyler Blackburn, imdb.com
“Rum’s for fun and fucking, innit? So, whisky, now that… that is for business.”— Steven Knight, Alfie Solomons, Tom Hardy, imdb.com
“Haley: So, what do you do for fun? Amanda: You're looking at the witch who put the hole in the ozone layer. Sean: Wow, I didn't know girls could do stuff like that. Amanda: Well, you don't know this girl.”— Bruce Ferber, Marley Sims, Amanda, Emily Hart, imdb.com
“You know, you try so hard to make something that’s fun and exciting, then all anyone wants to talk about is how no one likes you.”— Andy Biersack, loudersound.com
“You think that sex is about fun and games and love? Wrong! Sex is about disease.”— Trey Parker, Miss Choksondik, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting-there has been so much fun?”— Brad Falchuk, Will Schuester, Matthew Morrison, imdb.com
“Look, all I'm saying is, if we're stuck here, then just surviving's not going to cut it. We need some kind of relief, you know. We need some way that we can, you know, have fun. That's right, fun. Or else we're just going to go crazy waiting for the next bad thing to happen.”— David Fury, Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, Jorge Garcia, imdb.com
“His brain may be gone, but he's a lot of fun.”— Richard Appel, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Without the crisscross, I'm just some guy yelling 'applesauce.'”— Nic Wegener, Joe Chandler, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Everyone knows blondes get more attention. Scientists have proven it, but their research was ignored because they were boring brown-haired scientists.”— Emily Wood, Rachael Bogert, Carlo Hart, Evan Sandman, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com