Quotes tagged ‘God’

“All you can see is God and country and you're so busy being a patriot that you forget to be a person.”

— Shonda Rhimes, Raamla Mohamed, Olivia Pope, Kerry Washington, imdb.com

“Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.”

— Kristin Newman, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

“It is sometimes hard, in times like these, to understand God's way. Why would he allow nine innocent people to be run down in the prime of their lives by a senior citizen who, perhaps, shouldn't be driving? It is then that we must understand, God's sense of humor is very different from our own. He d…”

— Trey Parker, Father Maxi, Matt Stone, imdb.com

“Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!”

— Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

“The only god I know is a mean-spirited comedian in ugly pants whose every joke has the same damn punchline.”

— Kate Robin, Nate Fisher, Peter Krause, imdb.com

“Tracy Montrose: Why do people have to die? Nate: To make life important.”

— Alan Ball, Nate Fisher, Peter Krause, imdb.com

“Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.”

— Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

“Josh: I know it's not cool to believe in God and stuff, but I do. Rebecca: Oh my God, that's like - that's insane! I believe in God too! What are the odds? Josh: I think a lot of people believe in...”

— Michael Hitchcock, Josh Chan, Vincent Rodriguez III, imdb.com

“The man who is right is a majority. We, who have God and conscience on our side, have a majority against the universe.”

— Frederick Douglass, en.wikiquote.org

“I may be deemed superstitious, and even egotistical, in regarding this event as a special interposition of divine Providence in my favor. But I should be false to the earliest sentiments of my soul, if I suppressed the opinion. I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridic…”

— Frederick Douglass, amazon.com

“It was a man and he was begging, and pleading, and praying, I guess. And he was ‘Please, God’n all over the place. So I told him he could have a half an hour to pray to God and if God could come down and change the circumstances, he'd have that time. But God never showed up and he never changed the…”

— Richard Kuklinski, dailystar.co.uk

“Yeah motherfucker yeah get it get some, right up your fucking bitch ass you fuck! Guess who just discovered a new element! Think you could do that Morty? You think anyonne but me could do it ever in a billion years? Do you think if God existed he could do it? The answer is no. If God exists its fuck…”

— Tom Kauffman, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Conor Donovan: She walked in on me at a bad time. Mickey Donovan: Bad time? Were you jerking off? Conor Donovan: [nod] Mickey Donovan: Conor, if God didn't want us to jerk off, he would've given us shorter arms. It's natural. Conor Donovan: Thanks, Grandpa.”

— Gina Welch, Ann Biderman, Conor Donovan, Devon Bagby, imdb.com

“I cling unto the burning Æthyr like Lucifer that fell through the Abyss, and by the fury of his flight kindled the air. And I am Belial, for having seen the Rose upon thy breast, I have denied God. And I am Satan! I am Satan! I am cast out upon a burning crag! And the sea boils about the desolation…”

— Aleister Crowley, amazon.com

“God has given me a lot of strength and a lot of hope to make it and to endure and to survive. He has brought me—he's done some miracles in my life, and he's brought me through a lot of things that maybe others would not have survived.”

— David Berkowitz, transcripts.cnn.com

“If God has positioned us in a certain place, we must leave all the details to Him.”

— Charles F. Stanley, amazon.com

“Sema is permitted for the pure servants of God, because their hearts are clean. They love for the sake of God, and their anger is for God; their hearts are strong. If my swearing and shouting ever reaches the ears of a hundred-year-old unbeliever, he turns into a believer. If they lightly touch the…”

— Shams Tabrizi, sufism.org

“The Truth is the Kadim, the Ancient One; He is the being who has no beginning. Where can the one who is ‘created afterwards’ find the one who has no beginning? How can he understand Him? Where is the soul and the great God that has created everything?”

— Shams Tabrizi, sufism.org

“I begin in the name of God, the infinitely Compassionate and Merciful, and I ask His help. This book was gathered from the words of the beloved Mevlana Shamsuddin Tabrizi, the Sultan of those who have attained. May God not deprive us of his abundant blessings.”

— Shams Tabrizi, sufism.org

“God does not take us at our word. He looks deep into our hearts. It is not the ceremonies or rituals that make a difference, but whether our hearts are sufficiently pure or not.’”

— Shams Tabrizi, amazon.com