“'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!'”— Panic! At The Disco, open.spotify.com
“Excuse me, who ordered the hamburger with AIDS?”— Alexander Woo, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com
“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.”— Jennifer Crittenden, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“To start, press any key. Where’s the ANY key?”— Dan Greaney, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“You'll go in, he'll be up there, you're down here. Right? He's on top, he's asking you the questions. Then all of a sudden the interview starts, he asks you some questions, you answer some questions ... then you start asking him the questions, and you flip it. Now he's trying to impress you.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn’t work as a pie. Grape pie? There’s no grape pie.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Take a good look at the people around you. Do you trust them? Do you trust yourself?”— Joshua Safran, Miranda Shaw, Aunjanue Ellis, imdb.com
“The hardest question to answer in your life is, 'Who am I?' And some people get to answer it for themselves, and the others have it answered for them. Choice versus duty.”— Adam Armus, Alex Parrish, Priyanka Chopra, imdb.com
“How to keep secrets from the people you’re supposed to trust the most?”— Joshua Safran, Miranda Shaw, Aunjanue Ellis, imdb.com
“Are you men or snakes that you would threaten a child?”— George R. R. Martin, Syrio Forel, Miltos Yerolemou, imdb.com
“I don't know... is it okay to fuck one guy when you're pregnant with another guy's baby?”— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com
“Bart: Mom, am I dying?! Marge: No. Lisa: Is he, Mom? You can tell me. Marge: No!”— Larry Doyle, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com
“Is that what you want, or is that what people expect of you?”— Jonathan Abrahams, Matthew Weiner, Don Draper, Jon Haam, imdb.com
“But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!”— Jon Vitti, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com