“If everybody is so afraid of losing, how on earth can anyone ever win?”— Tracey Rice, Patrick Cunnane, Tom Kirkman, Kiefer Sutherland, imdb.com
“Cher: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions. Elton: What’s seven times seven? Cher: Stuff she knows!”— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
“Juno: I think I'm in love with you. Paulie: You mean as friends?”— Diablo Cody, Paulie Bleeker, Michael Cera, imdb.com
“The question isn't 'what are we going to do,' the question is 'what aren't we going to do?'”— John Hughes, Ferris Bueller, Matthew Broderick, imdb.com
“Schneider: Hey, you're still gay, right? Elena: Yeah! And a woman, I'm back in!”— Gloria Calderon Kellett, Mike Royce, Elena Alvarez, Isabella Gomez, imdb.com
“When did it start to go off the tracks in your mind?”— Sharon Horgan, Robert, Thomas Haden Church, imdb.com
“How do you go from eight years of a happy marriage to wanting to blow someone's head off?”— Sharon Horgan, Frances, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
“Blossom: All right, Bubbles! What animal do you have hiding in there?! Bubbles: He's not an animal, [She opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's a mammal!”— Genndy Tartakovsky, Chris Savino, Cindy Morrow, Bubbles, Tara Strong, imdb.com
“'Fraid I'll whoop the spit off you?”— Craig McCracken, John McIntyre, Bubbles, Tara Strong, imdb.com
“Dexter: What are Hamhocks? Dee Dee: They're gross!”— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com
“Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this – prison?”— Kim Rosenstock, Christian Magalhaes, Robert Snow, Rebecca Addelman, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com