I was a very sober child. Maybe I'll stay here and make up for lost time.
— Franklin Hardy, Shane Kosakowski, Fa'ad Shaoulian, Peter Serafinowicz, imdb.com
I was a very sober child. Maybe I'll stay here and make up for lost time.
— Franklin Hardy, Shane Kosakowski, Fa'ad Shaoulian, Peter Serafinowicz, imdb.com
Okay, but grown-ass people getting steamed about threats to the Disneyland’s purity is hilarious. You’d think the Han Solo look-a-like serving beer were pissing on Walt’s grave.
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!
— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
How many drinks does it take to face your own mortality?
— Marisha Mukerjee, Beth Schacter, Alex Parrish, Priyanka Chopra, imdb.com
To live one’s entire life without having a scotch or two is really not a life worth living.
Tiffany: I taste stone fruit. Molly: And a little bit of pepper. Issa: I taste wine.
There are very few things this New Yorker loves as much as Sunday brunch. You can sleep until noon and still get eggs anywhere in the city, alcohol is often included with the meal, and Sunday is the one day a week you get the single woman's sports pages: the New York Times wedding section
— Cindy Chupack, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
Old fashioned.
— Dahvi Waller, Matthew Weiner, Don Draper, Jon Haam, imdb.com
I wasn’t going to gamble. I just wanted a bloody mary.
Khloé: Are you drunk? Kris: We just came to fix the party.
Tabitha: Well, my damn computer froze up again. Harry: What'd you spill on it this time, Mom? Tabitha: Scotch. I mean, iced tea.
Homer: About last night. You might have noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don't understand why. Bart: I understand why. You were wasted.
— John Swartzwelder, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
Fez: And I wasted a whole day thinking up my fake name. Hyde: Yeah. Sorry, 'Pez.' Let's drink.
Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians. Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.
More drinking, less feeling.
— Beth Schwartz, Grainne Godfree, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com
Kathryn: Me and vodka, not the best idea. Renzo: Then that means it's the best idea!
— Bekah Brunstetter, Kathryn Kennish, Lea Thompson, imdb.com
You don't have the luxury of a couple of beers every now and then... because if you're anything like me, pretty quickly that couple of beers can become a six-pack, and then that six-pack is all you think about. It happened to my dad, it happened to me, and I'm going to do everything in my power to m…
You know, I always hoped my first sunrise would have tequila in it.
Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out.
— Matt Murray, Harris Wittels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
Nobody ever thought of telling Frey she might be killing herself.