“I was just jerking off my soul, trying to glean a smug self satisfaction.”Tagged: Soul, Self Satisfication
“Why do they only sell yogurt to women? Like, men eat yogurt.”Tagged: sell, yogurt, Women, Men, Question
“I buy fair trade chocolate. I like that tastes less like poor people’s tears.”Tagged: purchase, Simile Examples, taste, Fair Trade, Tears
“But fuck, when I say to you ‘I don’t want to talk about it,’ why can’t you stop talking about it?”Tagged: talking, Upeset , annoyed
“You look like Ellen Degeneres if Ellen Degeneres was a candle.”Tagged: Simile Examples, Ellen Degeneres, Candle, Diss
“Isn’t it weird to think that Beyoncé was a baby once? You almost just don’t believe it.”Tagged: Baby, Beyonce, Thoughts, Belief
“Josh: What can I do to make today less shit for you? Arnold: Love me.”Tagged: Love, Suck less, helpful
“You learn to focus on the people that like you instead of the people that don't like you.”Tagged: Focus, likes, Dislikes, Relationships