“I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went.”— Aron Abrams, Gregory Thompson, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com
“Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know, people would be like, "Did you see that guy come out of the bathroom?" "The one with doves? It was beautiful."”— Daniel Tosh, amazon.com
“They're prisons. Manmade prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. ‘Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?’”— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“You will never guess what I found in my attic bathroom... The diarrhea of Anne Frank”— Hunnycut, reddit.com
“Pee right before, even if you just went 30 minutes ago. When you're feeling that lovely vibration of rope running across your bare skin is not the time to be hearing the call of nature.”— Rope Bottoming, ropebottoming.com
“Be sure to pee afterwards! Bacteria can get pushed into your urethra during any sort of sexual contact. You do not want to celebrate losing your virginity with a nasty UTI.”— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.com
“Empty out your bladder before starting. Stopping to pee is one of the biggest mood-killers in the world. So hydrate yourself, pee it all out and then get it on.”— Sukhmani Waraich, vagabomb.com
“Always have a post-sex pee, even if you don’t think you have to go. When you have sex, unwanted bacteria can travel up your urethra, which is connected to your bladder. When you pee after sex you help flush this bacteria out of your vaginal area.”— Susan Patterson, thealternativedaily.com
“Wash the vaginal area with lukewarm water whenever you use the restroom. This not only helps to wash off the excess urine or any other material adhering to the area, it also keeps it clean.”— Pavitra Sampath, thehealthsite.com
“Wipe correctly. Yes, there is a correct way to wipe after using the bathroom. Wipe from front to back and be careful not to miss anything. Wiping in the opposite direction can sweep bacteria into the vagina and cause an infection.”— David Wolfe, davidwolfe.com
“Over a sink. In addition to lap-sitting, rear-entry works well if you have something to lean over or against — like a sink. Face-to-face works, too, and if you've got a wall for support, the woman can wrap her legs around the man while he lifts her against the wall.”— Alex Alexander, yourtango.com
“Powder room. Logistics-wise, it works surprisingly well—the compact space allows you and your man to experiment with new positions (like him standing and you sitting on the sink!). And then there’s the sneaking-off factor: Try it at a party—as long as there are no lines—or a relative’s house (extra…”— Francesca Castagnol, health.com
“Cheaters like to call from bathrooms because it disguises the noise from the room or the person they are actually around. If they are in a place they shouldn’t be or with someone that they shouldn’t be with, then the bathroom is the perfect should barrier to shield suspicion.”— Maxwell Billieon, essence.com
“Go to the bathroom frequently (full bowels and bladder can make cramps feel worse); when you're lying poolside, elevate your legs with a stack of towels or your beach bag, or lie on your stomach and breathe slowly.”— Lexi Petronis, glamour.com