“I believe that cooking your own meals, the way you want to, is the truest path to self-actualization ever devised by man or god or machine.”— John Gorman, medium.com
“When they say it will take 20 minutes, but you know that shit is going to take hours.”— Maritsa Patrinos, buzzfeed.com
“Gusteau: What do I always say? Anyone can cook! Remy: Well, yeah, anyone can, that doesn't mean that anyone should.”— Brad Bird, Auguste Gusteau (voice), Brad Garrett, imdb.com
“I make steak, coleslaw, and sweet potatoes from it for lunch. It's insanely good, so I stash away the recipe card. Yes, this is how I taught myself how to cook.”— Money Diaries, refinery29.com
“Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this – prison?”— Kim Rosenstock, Christian Magalhaes, Robert Snow, Rebecca Addelman, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“Molly: Chrissy Teigen has a dope-ass cookbook. Issa: Are you in the kitchen? Please get the fuck out.”— Amy Aniobi, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Eric: So you took up plumbing when we were pregnant with Simon? Annie: No, electrical and plumbing was Mary, Simon was ethnic cooking.”— Brenda Hampton, Annie Camden, Catherine Hicks, imdb.com
“Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth! Ash: Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.”— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com
“I'm not touching one dish because I cooked a crazy meal and she's got the nerve to tell me to clean my plate. You know what? You are excluded from dinner then. From now on, you're excluded from surf and turf night. You're excluded from ravioli night. You're excluded from chicken cutlet night.”— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com
“You thought it's depressing to cook for one. My goal is to change your mind on that.”— Antoni Porowski, imdb.com
“Hmm... 'Boil water.' What am I, a chemist?”— Seth MacFarlane, Chris McKenna, Dan Vebber, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Frank: All right, now, pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken. And you're gonna cook it tonight, make a tasty dinner. It's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken. Beth: Actually, I'm vegan. Frank: Okay then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe.”— David Hornsby, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“I've always felt that food at its best is a reflection of the person who made it.”— Anthony Bourdain, amazon.com
“Something that's such a joy in my life every day — cooking — is this incredible, horrific danger to women around the world.”— Julia Roberts, content.time.com
“My kids always want me to make pasta. They absolutely love it, so I wanted to be able to make them great pasta. Now I make linguine all the time for them.”— David Beckham, harpersbazaar.com
“What’s the secret to a happy marriage? Find a woman who can cook and clean. A woman who’s an animal in bed. A woman with lots of money. Make sure these three women never meet.”— Unknown, tcat.tc