“Even if St. Patrick’s Day is your favorite holiday of the year, you’ve probably never seen it from the perspective of a bartender.”— Adam Elder, melmagazine.com
“I think having a beer in the shower is a little stupid, but there's nothing wrong with being a little stupid.”— Auriyana Jackson, youtube.com
“I was drinking and taking too many drugs. The problem is, you’ve got shitloads of cash and shitloads of time and all you’re doing is looking for a buzz. I did fuck all really, apart from being a jerk.”— Keith Flint, matt-blake.co.uk
“I enjoy a glass of wine when I’m eating a nice dinner. I crave a cold beer when I’m on a porch and the suns in my eyes. I like a nip of whiskey when it’s so cold outside that my jacket simply won’t do the trick.”— Will deFries, sunday-scaries.com
“According to a new study, the way that a person behaves when they are drunk may be closer to the ‘real’ version of themselves than the sober one.”— Disclose.TV, disclose.tv
“It’s 'Drynuary,' and while the practice of nixing the devil’s water for 31 days straight has been touted for the last handful of years as the solution to many a booze-related health ailment, it’s also really good for your bank account.”— Tracy Moore, melmagazine.com
“Let’s start with the practical advice, which comes from WikiHow (uh-oh) and suggests that you drink responsibly: In other words, drinking just one alcoholic beverage an hour.”— Andrew Fiouzi, melmagazine.com
“I hate your tattoos and your hair and your car and your clothes, and I hate when you're drinking 'cause that's when you fuck up the most, and I hate that I gave you a chance when I know that you're not what I want.”— Jaira Burns, open.spotify.com
“Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey? Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.”— Frank S. Nugent, Maurice Walsh, John Ford, Mary Kate Danaher, Maureen O'Hara, imdb.com
“'A cocktail,' she said, 'is a great ally in the war.’ 'Which war is that?' I asked. 'The war against boredom.'”— Matt Haig, amazon.com
“Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!”— Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, Jeff Bridges, imdb.com
“I’m going back up the 'Dog'. I went down to Salisbury for a drink.”— Patrick McGrath, Bill Cleg, Gabriel Byrne, imdb.com
“[to Doc and Sauncho] And to drink, gentlemen? You're going to want to get good and fucked-up before this meal!”— Paul Thomas Anderson, imdb.com
“Kat Stratford: We're going now. Walter Stratford: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.”— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Katarina "Kat" Stratford, Julia Stiles, imdb.com
“Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person.”— Dan McGrath, Andy French (voice) / Kevin French (voice), Wallace Langham / Scott Menville, imdb.com
“Abigail: Please relax! Dylan: Yeah, yeah. Let's do that. [pauses] I think I've forgotten how. Abigail: Just keep drinking. It's better than yoga.”— Tom Edge, Dylan Witter, Johnny Flynn, imdb.com
“Annie: The hangover has begun. Sarah Fuller: Told you not to drink. Annie: I'm not interesting enough to not drink.”— Kevin Williamson, Annie, Stephanie Leigh Schlund, imdb.com
“Dr. Deb Chaman: Are you still drinking? Everett Backstrom: Absolutely not! Dr. Deb Chaman: When a patient says "Absolutely not!", he's absolutely lying. Everett Backstrom: If you Hindus are so smart, how come 98 percent of you live at the dump?”— Hart Hanson, Det. Lt. Backstrom, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com
“Chase: I didn't realize this was BYOB. Now I see why you ditched downstairs. Karolina: I needed to be alone. Chase: I'm not so sure about that. Karolina: 'Cause everyone knows what's best for me! Chase: No, because you're drinking well vodka. You could have at least swiped a bottle of the good stuff…”— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com
“When I feel bad, I drink, and I don't feel bad anymore. And when I feel good, I drink, and I feel better.”— Louis C.K., Mike, Mike Hagerty, imdb.com