Quotes tagged ‘fat’

“External rules, such as belief systems about good foods, bad foods, or appropriate amounts or time to eat, drown out our innate ability to respond to setpoint cues.”

— Linda Bacon, amazon.com

“It really isn't your fault that you can't keep lost weight off; your body is simply doing its best to protect and support you.”

— Linda Bacon, amazon.com

“Kristie Alley: I want my own television show. Is it so much to ask if I want my own television show again, since that's what I do for a living? Sam Rascal: The reality is if you wanna get your own show, you're gonna have to lose some weight. Kirstie Alley: Well, why can't I just get a show first and…”

— Brenda Hampton, Kirstie Alley, Kirstie Alley, imdb.com

“Josh: So I'm working on this new move — wet hair flip, lick, body roll... I look fat when I do that. Jamie: It's not your best.”

— Himself, Josh Horner, imdb.com

“Thorny: I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit. Ursula: Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Thorny, Jay Chandrasekhar, imdb.com

“Ricky Bobby: You sick sons of bitches. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs...all fat and cocky and lookin' at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have the…”

— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“Bodies are for hookers and fat people!”

— Ken Keeler, Bender , Billy West, imdb.com

“A 2016 study that followed participants for an average of 19 years found that unfit skinny people were twice as likely to get diabetes as fit fat people. Habits, no matter your size, are what really matter.”

— Michael Hobbes, highline.huffingtonpost.com

“Obesity, we are told, is a personal failing that strains our health care system, shrinks our GDP and saps our military strength. It is also an excuse to bully fat people in one sentence and then inform them in the next that you are doing it for their own good.”

— Michael Hobbes, highline.huffingtonpost.com

“Ned Stark: Your Grace. Robert Baratheon: You got fat.”

— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Eddard 'Ned' Stark, Sean Bean, imdb.com

“When I plant a fat-ass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay planted, not spring up like that damn ragweed.”

— Douglas Petrie, Marie Laveau, Angela Bassett, imdb.com

“I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it's ridiculous. I am UN-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.”

— Amy B. Harris, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“I think she has a little junk in the trunk!”

— Kris Jenner, imdb.com

“Who on this staff would be willing to eat something that is 15 grams of fat per serving?”

— Oliver Goldstick, Wilhelmina Slater, Vanessa Williams, imdb.com

“I can't eat flan! Flan makes me fat!”

— Silvio Horta, Justin Suarez, Mark Indelicato, imdb.com

“You know, Marge, that Bart is a little miracle – his winning smile, his button nose, his fat little stomach, his face alight with wholesome mischief. He reminds me of me before the weight of the world crushed my spirit.”

— Ken Levine, David Isaacs, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“OH, NO! 239 lbs?!? I'm a whale! Why are all the good things so tasty?”

— Jon Vitti, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [addressing his doctor following his physical] Are you saying I'm fat? Dr. Klein: Fat? No. Let's just say you're a little short for your weight.”

— Bill Idelson, harvey miller, Robert Hartley, Bob Newhart, imdb.com

“George: What about a legacy? Don't you want to be remembered? King Edward: I will be remembered. George: Yes, for being fat and lazy.”

— Emma Frost, George Duke of Clarence, David Oakes, imdb.com

“Cartman: Mom, tell them how everyone in your family was big-boned. Tell them how they were fat, but grew into their bodies when they got older. Liane Cartman: Oh, sweetie, those were all lies. You're just fat.”

— Trey Parker, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com