Quotes tagged ‘Football’

“Coach Boone: Lastik. I want you to tell me something about one of your black teammates. Louie Lastik: [shouts] Sir yes, sir! I'm roomin' with Blue, sir! And I noticed that he wears that leopard-spotted underwear, Sir! Bikini-style, sir! Coach Boone: OK. How about someone who's not your roommate? Lou…”

— Gregory Allen Howard, Coach Herman Boone, Denzel Washington, imdb.com

“Petey Jones: [has hand raised for a high-five and is smiling] Coach Boone: Put your hand down. [Petey does as told] Coach Boone: You're smiling. Petey Jones: Yes. Coach Boone: Yes, sir. Why are you smiling? Petey Jones: 'Cause I love football. Football is fun. Coach Boone: Fun, sir? It's fun? Petey…”

— Gregory Allen Howard, Coach Herman Boone, Denzel Washington, imdb.com

“Very Dumb Football Player: [the football players have re-entered Juno's office] Coach? Juno: What? Very Dumb Football Player: [looking disturbed] I don't think we survived that crash. Juno: [sarcastically] How did you guess?”

— Michael McDowell, Larry Wilson, Warren Skaaren, Juno, Sylvia Sidney, imdb.com

“Tell you what we are gonna do, we're going to take this energy that we have and we're gonna take this anger that we have and we're gonna use it to kick their ass where it counts, on the field. Is that understood?”

— Jason Katims, Eric Taylor, Kyle Chandler, imdb.com

“Caleb: Seth! Ah... You're still not a football player. Seth: Ha, no, but thank you.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Football on, women setting the table, why can't every day be Thanksgiving?”

— Vince Calandra, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

“Don't you guys have practice, or did you lose your balls?”

— I. Marlene King, Aria Montgomery, Lucy Hale, imdb.com

“Stan: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut— Chef: HIKE THE DAMN BALL!!”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com

“Tim Taylor: I don't know what it is about football and me; I'm obsessed, I think. Wilson: Well, why do you think that is, Tim? Tim Taylor: I think it's 'cause I love it, Wilson. I love the surprise, and the strategy, and the strength, and the big guys with the logos and the colorful helmets, the shi…”

— Marley Sims, Tim Taylor, Tim Allen, imdb.com

“I don't guess anybody would think much of what Joe did nowadays, including myself. But he was supposed to be a leader, so he had to live by the rules. It was the hardest thing I ever had to do, and it was to the greatest athlete I ever coached.”

— Bear Bryant, content.time.com

“I am expecting you to report in top physical condition, clean-cut, smiling, bright-eyed, bushy-tailed and raring to go. Also, I am expecting you to be prepared to run, hit, pitch, kick, catch, sweat, smell and enjoy it.”

— Bear Bryant, chattanoogan.com

“Play ’em jaw to jaw, and you’ll win in the fourth quarter.”

— Bear Bryant, allprodad.com

“You can’t get it back if you don’t win. It’s sixty minutes and over. The losers are the ones who say, ‘Oh I wish I could play it again.’ You can’t play it again.”

— Bear Bryant, allprodad.com

“The longest play in a game is six and a half seconds. The shortest play is less than two seconds. That’s barely a wink of the eye. You’ll average five seconds a play. Five seconds of total effort, going all out, giving a hundred percent. You oughta be able to hold your hand in a fire that long.”

— Bear Bryant, allprodad.com

“If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.”

— Bear Bryant, amazon.com

“Tell me what you expect from me. Winning team members need to know five things: 1. Tell me what you expect from me. 2. Give me an opportunity to perform. 3. Let me know how I'm getting along. 4. Give me guidance where I need it. 5. Reward me according to my contribution.”

— Bear Bryant, amazon.com

“Why do I have three Superbowl rings and still think there's something greater out there for me?”

— Tom Brady, youtube.com

“I'm making more money now than I ever thought I could making football.”

— Tom Brady, youtube.com

“I have plenty of competition in football. I love competition, but I'm not looking to compete in something else.”

— Bill Belichick, yahoo.com

“I like every part of it. The offseason, the in-season, the preparation for games, the young players, the old players…there's a lot of different aspects to the job and that's one of the great things about it. You're not locked into one part, one thing. I can be a part of anything I want to be a part…”

— Bill Belichick, yahoo.com