“Do you have life alert? Because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.”— Pickup Lines!, twitter.com
“No one grinds harder than the sun though. Straight up, no sick days, and shining 24/7.”— YA BOY BILL NYE, twitter.com
“The only thing wrong with the seven deadly sins is that there aren't more of them.”— Lisa Joy, Jonathan Nolan, Maeve Millay, Thandie Newton, imdb.com
“There are lots of reasons to date someone with a good sense of humor, but did you know that humor actually correlates with better sex?”— Lara Rutherford-Morrison, bustle.com
“If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.”— Carrie Fisher, amazon.com
“First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.”— David Schwimmer, Ross Geller, David Schwimmer, imdb.com
“I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”— Mathew Perry, Chandler Muriel Bing, Matthew Perry, imdb.com
“The novel starts with an abrupt end to an expedition sent by Earth Resource Technology Services Inc. in the dense rain forests of Congo (Zaire) when the team is attacked and killed by unknown creatures and all contact with them is lost. The expedition, searching for deposits of valuable diamonds, di…”— Wikipedia, en.wikipedia.org
“I can name a lot of things that taste better than skinny feels. Potatoes. Bread.”— Jennifer Lawrence, etonline.com
“The best boyfriend isn't the best-looking, the funniest, or the richest. It's the one that makes sure you know he loves you.”— Relationships, twitter.com
“Fish kiss. Suck your cheeks in so that both of you look like fish and try to kiss each other before you burst out laughing.”— Twoology, twoology.com
“He had that "I gotta sneeze" face the whole time we were having sex!”— Little Thickburger, twitter.com
“Skip the sense of humor. Sex at its best is still messy and full of unexpected hair pulls and noises from below. But it’s that way for everyone, so what can you do besides laugh it off?”— Kate Ferguson, thebolde.com
“Juno: I just, like, don't want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as 'wholesome.' Well, I don't know, I just want something a little more edgier. Leah: Okay, well what did you have in mind? Juno: I was thinking more, like, graphic designer, mid-thirties, you know, with a cool Asi…”— Ellen Page, Olivia Thirlby, Juno, Leah, amazon.com