“Dean: So please tell us you have actual good news. Bobby: Chicago is about to be wiped off the map. Storm of the millennium. Sets off a daisy chain of natural disasters. Three million people are gonna die. Castiel: I don't understand your definition of good news.”— Sera Gamble, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com
“Well, you sure look lovely tonight. Especially for a dead chick.”— Eric Kripke, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com
“Don't mistake the fact that we haven't set you on fire in your sleep for trust.”— Mike Daniels, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com
“If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.”— Sarah Fain, Elizabeth Craft, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com
“I need some air. I'm still feeling a tad...dead.”— Kevin Williamson, Julie Plec, Elijah Mikaelson, Daniel Gillies, imdb.com
“I'll be the safest psychotic bitch in town.”— Andrew Chambliss, Katherine Pierce, Nina Dobrev, imdb.com
“I have to go exploit some women in the name of grief.”— Brian Young, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com
“I've seen you in the cemetery writing in your diary. Is that...is that supposed to be you moving on?”— Julie Plec, Kevin Williamson, Jeremy Gilbert, Steven R. McQueen, imdb.com
“If your parents saw a real stupid person, they would realize how much of a genius you are.”— Paul Tibbitt, Mr. Lawrence, Walt Dohrn, imdb.com
“You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.”— Merriwether Williams, Aaron Springer, C.H. Greenblatt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“SpongeBob: Go. Run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am. Patrick: Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look!”— Merriwether Williams, Aaron Springer, C.H. Greenblatt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“You really do make a terrible human being. And I mean that as a compliment.”— Lisa Joy, Jonathan Nolan, Maeve Millay, Thandie Newton, imdb.com
“Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater! Well, might as well throw these in the fire.”— Stephen Hillenburg, Mark O'Hare, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“What do people really mean when they say ‘congrats’ on your pregnancy? Nice work doing what teenagers manage to do by accident every day!”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Some people say their wedding was the best day of their lives. I’m guessing they’ve never had two candy bars fall out of the vending machine simultaneously.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s the difference between a bride-to-be and groom-to-be? A bride-to-be wants a shower. A groom-to-be wants to get as dirty as possible before his Big Day.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I’ve spent five years searching for my husband’s killer. Still can’t find anyone to do it.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s the difference between a prostitute and a wife? A wife accepts credit cards.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”— Unknown, tcat.tc