“Hayley: What happened to the land of the free? These people have the right to be here. Stan: People? They're parasites sucking on the rich blood of America. And we need that blood to shed for oil.”— Mike Barker, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Few skills are so well rewarded as the ability to convince parasites that they are victims.”— Thomas Sowell, amazon.com
“I’ve been in this racket long enough. Every minute I was in danger of death…I’m tired of the gang murders and the gang shootings….During the last two years I’ve been trying to get out. But one in the racket you’re always in it, it seems. The parasites trail you, begging you for favors and for money,…”— Al Capone, books.google.com
“I think what happens is when something becomes successful, then a lot of people take credit for it in such ways that it takes credit away from you.”— Eddie Vedder, believermag.com
“It's disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me.”— Marjorie Gross, Peter Mehlman, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating; that's a fantasy camp.”— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Stay away from lazy parasites, who perch on you just to satisfy their needs, they do not come to alleviate your burdens, hence, their mission is to distract, detract and extract, and make you live in abject poverty.”— Michael Bassey Johnson, theroamingmind.com