“Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime.”— Larry Morey, Friend Owl (voice), Will Wright, imdb.com
“There’s still some snap in these old vines.”— Carl Binder, Grandmother Willow (voice), Linda Hunt, imdb.com
“Don’t be frightened young man. My bark is worse than my bite.”— Carl Binder, Grandmother Willow (voice), Linda Hunt, imdb.com
“Shenzi: What's the hurry? We'd love you to stick around for dinner. Banzai: Yeah. We could have whatever's 'lion' around. Shenzi: Oh wait, wait, wait. I got one, I got one. Make mine a 'cub' sandwich.”— Irene Mecchi, Shenzi the Hyena (voice), Whoopi Goldberg, imdb.com
“Nala: What made you come back? Simba: I finally got some sense knocked into me. And I've got the bump to prove it.”— Irene Mecchi, Adult Simba , Matthew Broderick, imdb.com
“Pumbaa: Kid, what's eatin' ya? Timon: Nothing, he's at the top of the food chain!”— Irene Mecchi, Timon (voice), Nathan Lane, imdb.com
“Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion's share. But, when it comes to brute strength... I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool.”— Irene Mecchi, Scar (voice), Jeremy Irons, imdb.com
“Pumbaa: I ate like a pig. Simba: Pumbaa, you are a pig.”— Irene Mecchi, Pumbaa (voice), Ernie Sabella, imdb.com
“The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper...”— Irene Mecchi, Zazu the Hornbill (voice), Rowan Atkinson, imdb.com
“Simba: What's a motto? Timon: Nothing. What's a motto with you?”— Irene Mecchi, Timon (voice), Nathan Lane, imdb.com
“You have to remember that most vampires are very old. Puns used to be the highest form of humor.”— Brian Buckner, Bill Compton, Stephen Moyer, imdb.com
“As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field... But hay, it’s in my jeans.”— Brandon Gorrell, thoughtcatalog.com
“How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.”— Brandon Gorrell, thoughtcatalog.com
“Two gold fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, 'you know how to drive this thing?!'”— Brandon Gorrell, thoughtcatalog.com
“Ash: Okay, look, there is no way in hell they're gonna stay here, 'cause they're gonna get possessed, then they're gonna be on the night train to Kill-adelphia. Kelly: With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami. Ash: Nice. Kelly: I thought you'd like that.”— Rob Wright, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com
“Lies. It's like you have to lie to live. You're a lie-abetic. You have lie-abetes. Twice a day, you have to take a shot of insu-lyin'.”— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Seth MacFarlane, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com