Your mum's cool. Why aren't you cool?
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Quotes tagged ‘Rude’
Yeah, see you tomorrow. Shit biscuit.
[Shrek bursts into Fiona's and Farquaad's wedding] Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?
— Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, Ted Elliott, Roger S.H. Schulman, Lord Farquaad, John Lithgow, imdb.com
People who say they’re 'brutally honest' are more interested in the brutality than the honesty. A person can be honest without being brutal. Sometimes honesty can hurt like hell, but we don't need to twist the knife while we're at it.
Maybe we weren't right together, but, it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?
Pam Beesly: Oscar thinks that having a dog is just like having a baby. Angela Martin-Lipton: News flash: If you didn't carry it around for nine months, it isn't your kid. Pam Beesly: Exactly. Unless you adopted, of course. Angela Martin-Lipton: That is where we disagree.
— Warren Lieberstein, Angela Martin, Angela Kinsey, imdb.com
Pam Beesly: Dwight, am I hot right now? Dwight Schrute: Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction.
Deangelo Vickers: Dwight. What's your take? Dwight Schrute: What's the argument here? NBA, WMBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all. Deangelo Vickers: Man, you're smart!
What in the name of God took you so fucking long?
A man like that ain't worth the food he eats much less the price of a decent rope.
Pazuzu: Do you want to know why you've never been chosen? Maria Walters: Yes. Pazuzu: It's your smell. The first born are attracted to power, potential... and you? Desperation... with notes of mediocrity. You're never gonna be one of us.
— Franklin jin Rho, Jeremy Slater, Maria Walters, Kirsten Fitzgerald, imdb.com
Steve Sanders: You got a nose job! Kelly Taylor: Yeah, I did. Steve Sanders: Looks good. Kelly Taylor: Big improvement, huh! Steve Sanders: Yeah, they took about a foot off. Kelly Taylor: Now I know why I broke up with you.
Emerson Hauser: Run along and play now. Rebecca Madsen: Thanks for being a dick about it.
— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Steven Lilien, Bryan Wynbrandt, Rebecca Madsen, Sarah Jones, imdb.com
Chase: Are you going to say sorry to her? Team Dude: No. I got a broken rib because of that bitch. Chase: Good thing you got 23 more!
— Tamara Becher-Wilkinson, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com
We ain’t gonna kill you, Caddy. But school ain’t over, Mama’s Boy.
— Sam Bromell, Jacqui Rivera, Ezekiel Figuero, Justice Smith, imdb.com
George: So, what's next? Onward and upward? Rube: "Onward", not "upward". No pearly gates for you. No choirs of angels, either. George: You dick! You're sendin' me to hell? Rube: Don't flatter yourself. You're not that interesting.
Tara: Kate! I did not raise you to let boys who wear pigtails push you around. Benjamin Lambert: These are samurai knots! Kate: Mom, we're fine. We're having a dialogue about our relationship. Tara: We? Honey, this Power Puff Boy does not warrant a collective pronoun. Benjamin Lambert: Is this the b…
— Steven Spielberg, Diablo Cody, Tara Gregson, Toni Collette, imdb.com
Zoey Barkow: I just want you to know, I think it's super great that I'll be with you all day. I can tell you're somebody who, you know, lives the job, and that's totally me. Totally... Jackie Peyton: OK, a quick question. Zoey Barkow: Sure. Jackie Peyton: Shut up. Zoey Barkow: Is that the question?
— Liz Brixius, Linda Wallem, Evan Dunsky, Jackie Peyton, Edie Falco, imdb.com
For Christ sake's, Thom, you suck the same dicks we all do. Wincing at the taste doesn't make you a better person, it just makes you a worse whore.
— Shalom Auslander, Jonathan Cooke, Bradley Whitford, imdb.com
Madam, it’s just lazy to steal from someone without knowing their name.
— Bob DeLaurentis, Noah Hawley, V.M. Vargas, David Thewlis, imdb.com