Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?
— Ivan Raimi, Sean Clements, Dominic Dierkes, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com
Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?
— Ivan Raimi, Sean Clements, Dominic Dierkes, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com
Hey listen, if it's cool, I just wanna sit here and enjoy this place for a while. I've always wanted to spend time in 'The City So Nice, They Named It Jacksonville.'
— James Eagan, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com
Suzy: Evil will walk the Earth! Ash: Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.
— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
Why were you rude to me when we first met, then nicer to me the second time we met, and now you want to be my friend? Which time was it that you were pretending?
George: What about a legacy? Don't you want to be remembered? King Edward: I will be remembered. George: Yes, for being fat and lazy.
— Emma Frost, George Duke of Clarence, David Oakes, imdb.com
Pete: Hey, hi, I'm... I'm Pete, from your English Lit class. I was wondering if you'd, uh... you'd like to, um... Roxie: ...grade your pickup line? D minus. Sabrina: That wasn't a pickup line. Pete: Oh, actually, it was. You, uh, wanna go to a movie Saturday night?
— Suzanne Gangursky, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
Roxie: Look, you seem very nice. Sabrina: Thanks. Roxie: I have no room in my life for people like that.
— Bruce Ferber, Marley Sims, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
Morgan: Sabrina, we said that we were gonna spend tonight cleaning out the closets and getting rid of junk. And by that, I mean Roxie's clothes. Roxie: If we dumped half your makeup, we'd have room for an ice-skating rink.
You weren’t being over-sensitive, he was being an over-asshole
She called Snickers fat and that, like, triggered me... umm, so I threw my drink in her face.
Zelda: Salem, you owe Sabrina an apology. Now! Salem: I’m thinking of how to word it. Hilda: Try 'I’m sorry.' Salem: Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right...
— Frank Conniff, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com
M’Lady: Salem, you’re the only one who understands me. Salem: Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.
— Nell Scovell, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com
Nick Simpson: [observing the 'accident' Mike made with a soda bottle, suspiciously, to Mike] Somebody unscrewed this. This was no accident. Wait a minute... You didn't get too busy and forget, did you? Mike Seaver: Look, do you know that you're prejudiced, or are you just kidding yourself. Nick Simp…
Kaylee: [about Simon] You shouldn't be so rude to him. Jayne: Why? Cause he's all rich and fanciable?
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Kaylee Frye, Jewel Staite, imdb.com
Chief Vick: Detective Lassiter, why are you wearing sunglasses at an autopsy? Shawn: Chief, if I may. Lassie spoke to us all about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all autopsies moving forward to show respect for the dead. I simply forgot. And Gus refused because he has no value for human life…
Gus: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there? Shawn: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?
Karen: You wouldn't happen to have a breath mint, would you? Lady: Why, yes, I do. It's in my purse. Karen: Well, pop it! It's not doing you any good in there! Lady: How offensive! Karen: Honey, it's your breath, not mine.
Archer: Thank you... What was your name again? Rodney: Rodney. Archer: Thank you. Asshole.
— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
If you have to ask, you'll never know.