“Max Black: Hi, ready to order? Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special? Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor. Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressi…”— Michael Patrick King, Max Black, Kat Dennings, imdb.com
“Danny Rand: I'm the immortal Iron Fist. Matt Murdock: Come again? Danny Rand: Sworn protector of K'un-Lun. Jessica Jones: What are you on? Lithium?”— Douglas Petrie, Marco Ramirez, Danny Rand / Iron Fist, Finn Jones, imdb.com
“Jack: [referring to Cal] Do you love him? Rose: Pardon me? Jack: Do you love him? Rose: Well, you're being very rude. You shouldn't be asking me this. Jack: [amused, referring to Cal] Well, it's a simple question. Do you love the guy or not? Rose: This is not a suitable conversation. Jack: Why can't…”— James Cameron, Jack Dawson, Leonardo Dicaprio, imdb.com
“Lock: Three captains, one ship. I assume the other two were lost under equally pointless circumstances? Niobe: It's good to see you, too, Jason.”— Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Niobe, Jada Pinkett-Smith, imdb.com
“Larry: Killed herself. Jeff: Why? Larry: Nobody knows, she didn't leave a note. That is so rude, isn't it?”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Issa: Can you teach me how to ho? Molly: Bitch, that's rude... and yes.”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Issa: Was it worth all that time I spent supporting your depressed ass? Lawrence: Probably not as much time as you spent being a fuckin' ho.”— Prentice Penny, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Have you noticed, Molly, that the common denominator in all your ‘can’t find a man’ bullshit is you? Yeah, let’s do the nigga rundown, Molly. One minute he’s too thirsty, the next minute he’s too distant. The next he’s too gay. And then when you find someone you actually like, you ruin it by doing t…”— Prentice Penny, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Molly: Chrissy Teigen has a dope-ass cookbook. Issa: Are you in the kitchen? Please get the fuck out.”— Amy Aniobi, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Misty: You bitch, you thought that I'm some dumb swamp rat you could leave behind to die? Madison: Ummm, yes.”— Ryan Murphy, Jessica Sharzer, Madison Montgomery, Emma Roberts, imdb.com
“Eddy: I'm not stupid, Emma. Are you trying to sell the building without telling me? Emma: I got an offer I think we should consider. Not from Nelson, but it is something we should consider. Eddy: I told you from go, I'm never selling. Emma: And what, you're gonna buy Lyn and me out with all the mone…”— Chelsey Lora, Nancy C. Mejia, Emma, Eddy, imdb.com
“Betty Suarez: Oh, look, here's some of my friends. Amanda Tanen: Just because we're sharing an elevator, doesn't mean we're friends.”— Sheila R. Lawrence, Amanda Tanen , Becki Newton, imdb.com
“Bite me. I'm trying to do something healthy for a change.”— Bruce Miller, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com
“Please excuse me while I go some place you're not.”— Jeff Eastin, Agent Dale Jakes, Brandon Jay McLaren, imdb.com
“Evan Lawson: Wait, I'm not done talking. Hank Lawson: I know. That's why I'm going.”— Andrew Lenchewski, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com
“Jen: Isn't it charming when girls feel like they have to walk around half-naked in order to get attention? Naomi: Oh, well, you know what I say. If you have it, flaunt it. Jen: And I always say that if you feel the need to advertise it, it probably isn't worth buying.”— Paul Sciarrotta, Jen Clark, Sara Foster, imdb.com
“Ethan: Are you gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night? Naomi: Are you gonna be staring at the fake boobs all night?”— Jason Ning, Naomi Clark, AnnaLynne McCord, imdb.com
“Annie: You and Simon need some guy stuff to do together. I don't want him to feel left out. Eric: No, being left out is Lucy's job.”— Carol Evan McKeand, Rev. Eric Camden, Stephen Collins, imdb.com