“Molly: And I thought you said you didn't want him back. Issa: Bitch, of course I want my man back. What the fuck? I was lying.”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Molly: Girl, will you hurry your slow-walking ass up? Issa: It's my sexy walk!”— Dayna Lynne North, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Misty: You bitch, you thought that I'm some dumb swamp rat you could leave behind to die? Madison: Ummm, yes.”— Ryan Murphy, Jessica Sharzer, Madison Montgomery, Emma Roberts, imdb.com
“Well, it isn’t a homecoming until someone calls you a puta, right?”— Tanya Saracho, Lyn, Melissa Barrera, imdb.com
“I've never been good at the whole telenovela thing.”— Mando Alvarado, Nancy C. Mejia, Karla, Erika Soto, imdb.com
“Lyn: I knew it. Emma: Okay. Lyn: I totally knew it. Emma: Then why didn't you say anything? Lyn: Why didn't you say anything? Emma: When do we ever say anything? Lyn: God, that's so true. That's sad, we should say stuff.”— Evangeline Ordaz, Nancy C. Mejia, Lyn, Melissa Barrera, imdb.com
“Lyn: Emma, why is it all so complicated? Emma: Because you make it complicated, Lyn. You're a full-on agent of chaos. Lyn: No, it like follows me. It's a scientific fact: I can't escape drama.”— Evangeline Ordaz, Nancy C. Mejia, Lyn, Melissa Barrera, imdb.com
“Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested. Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?”— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com
“Charlotte: No purses! There's no time for purses! This is gown-specific! Miranda: What's your theme again? A Nazi wedding?”— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com
“I don't have enough time to tell you what's wrong with corduroy.”— Darren Star, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com
“Kris: I think Kim should do Playboy. Khloé: Of course you do because you get 10%. That is sick.”— Khloé Kardashian, imdb.com
“I don't see anyone else lining up to get your ass out of here.”— Aaron Korsh, Harvey Specter, Gabriel Macht, imdb.com
“Mike: If I hit this button, I call Michael Jordan. Harvey: That's kinda how a phone works.”— Rick Muirragui, Harvey Specter, Gabriel Macht, imdb.com
“Mike: I think we need into hack into Harvard's system or something, put my records in. Harvey: Can't I'm busy this weekend. I have to break into Fort Knox. I have to return some dubloons I stole.”— Jon Cowan, Harvey Specter, Gabriel Macht, imdb.com
“I’m sorry I don’t have a photographic memory but my brain is too busy being awesome.”— Erica Lipez, Donna Paulsen, Sarah Rafferty, imdb.com
“Betty Suarez: Oh, look, here's some of my friends. Amanda Tanen: Just because we're sharing an elevator, doesn't mean we're friends.”— Sheila R. Lawrence, Amanda Tanen , Becki Newton, imdb.com
“Bite me. I'm trying to do something healthy for a change.”— Bruce Miller, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com
“Mary: Stan, I suck with kids. Marshall: So? You suck with grownups, too.”— David Maples, Marshall Mann, Frederick Weller, imdb.com