“Please excuse me while I go some place you're not.”— Jeff Eastin, Agent Dale Jakes, Brandon Jay McLaren, imdb.com
“Oh, yeah, because Niagara is where all the well-adjusted single men go to meet available women.”— Stephen Hootstein, Annie Walker, Piper Perabo, imdb.com
“Jai Wilcox: Datatech, It's a computer security clearance. It's like comic-con for nerds. Annie Walker: Isn't that just comic-con?”— Matthew Lau, Annie Walker, Piper Perabo, imdb.com
“Annie Walker: I don't need to be judged by you. Danielle Brooks: No, you just need to be nurtured, fed, entertained and supported, but only on your terms.”— Matt Corman, Chris Ord, Annie Walker, Piper Perabo, imdb.com
“Evan Lawson: Wait, I'm not done talking. Hank Lawson: I know. That's why I'm going.”— Andrew Lenchewski, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com
“Evan Lawson: What's my favorite sport, Hank? Hank Lawson: Extreme social climbing?”— Andrew Lenchewski, John P. Rogers, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com
“This is a little reserved for Naomi unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.”— Lara Olsen, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com
“Debbie: These are allergies. Annie: And what are you allergic to, Mom? Debbie: Senior year.”— Jennie Snyder Urman, Debbie Wilson, Lori Loughlin, imdb.com
“Kimberly: Are you gay? You seem kind of gay. Ryan: Yeah, about as gay as your dad. Kimberly: My dad's dead. Ryan: Hm. Well, I think your dad's about as dead as I am gay. Kimberly: Touché.”— Caprice Crane, Ryan Matthews, Ryan Eggold, imdb.com
“Ethan: Are you gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night? Naomi: Are you gonna be staring at the fake boobs all night?”— Jason Ning, Naomi Clark, AnnaLynne McCord, imdb.com
“Debbie: You want to talk about it? Annie: No, I would rather hit myself repeatedly with a hammer.”— Sean Reycraft, Annie Wilson , Shenae Grimes-Beech, imdb.com
“Naomi: Babe, you sound pitchy. Adrianna: You sound bitchy!”— Jill Gordon, Naomi Clark, AnnaLynne McCord, imdb.com
“Debbie: They still get married in L.A., right? Plenty of weddings for me to shoot. Harry: Maybe you can shoot mine when I get my trophy wife. Debbie: Dude, I am your trophy wife.”— Rob Thomas, Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Debbie Wilson, Lori Loughlin, imdb.com
“Danny “Danno” Williams: First you have to seek to understand before you can be enlightened. Steve McGarrett: I will literally pay you cash to stop talking.”— Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci, Danny Williams, Scott Caan, imdb.com
“You'd think that having dad as a minister, God wouldn't hate me so much.”— Christopher Bird, Lucy Camden, Beverley Mitchell, imdb.com
“Danny “Danno” Williams: You have got to do a better job of picking your friends. Steve McGarrett: What are you talking about? I picked you.”— Shane Salerno, Peter M. Lenkov, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com
“Simon: Well, I know my phone number when someone asks for it. Ruthie: And still no one calls.”— Catherine LePard, Ruthie Camden, Mackenzie Rosman, imdb.com
“Danny “Danno” Williams: I just had a thought. Steve McGarrett: Don't hurt yourself.”— Carol Barbee, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com
“Annie: Hey, you know, don't stay up too late and um... don't eat too much junk food and have a good time! Matt: How are they gonna have a good time if they can't eat junk food and can't stay up late?”— Brenda Hampton, Matt Camden, Barry Watson, imdb.com
“Detective Marcus Bell: Yeah, tell me something I don't know. Sherlock Holmes: A pig's orgasm lasts up to thirty minutes.”— Peter Blake, Sherlock Holmes, Jonny Lee Miller, imdb.com