“Why can’t she just drink herself happy like a normal person?”— Eric Horsted, Bender , Billy West, imdb.com
“Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”— Eric Kaplan, Bender , Billy West, imdb.com
“Now, my usual fee is 500 bucks. But seeing as how it's you, I'm gonna' need it in advance.”— Ken Keeler, Bender , John DiMaggio, imdb.com
“Blossom: What are you guys, new? Bubbles: Yeah, we're the Powerpuff Girls! Buttercup: And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!”— Michael Ryan, Craig McCracken, Buttercup, Elizabeth Daily, imdb.com
“Marie: Don't move! I'm coming right down! Frank: I'm in enough pain!”— Jennifer Crittenden, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com
“Oh, where are you throwing that ball?! Come on! Have an idea out there!”— Lew Schneider, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com
“I could have eaten a box of alphabets and crapped a better interview!”— Tucker Cawley, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com
“Ray: You know I read somewhere where the happiest marriages are the ones where the man is smarter. Debra: Oh, guess who wrote that...”— Steve Skrovan, Debra Barone, Patricia Heaton, imdb.com
“Ray: Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone? Frank: What? Do you live in a freaking fairyland?”— Philip Rosenthal, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com
“The movies? Some people get to live it up.”— Philip Rosenthal, Marie Barone, Doris Roberts, imdb.com
“Space? Been there, done that.”— Robert Alvarez, Genndy Tartakovsky, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com
“Please...I have no time for your tears. Why don't you go back outside and talk to trees or whatever it is you do?”— Rob Renzetti, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com
“Pierce Hawthorne: To the empowerage of words! Jeff Winger: To the irony of that sentence!”— Dan Harmon, Jeff Winger, Joel Mchale, imdb.com
“Henry: [to Barry] You are not listening to your acting partner. Sally: Thank you! Henry: Stay out of this.”— Emily Heller, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, imdb.com
“Just ’cause you dressed like a 6th grader don’t make you my manager, man.”— Stephen Glover, Alfred 'Paper Boi' Miles, Brian Tyree Henry, imdb.com
“I did, once, try and stop a woman who was about to get hit by a car. I screamed out 'Watch out!' and she said 'Don't you tell me what to do!'”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com