Quotes tagged ‘Sassy’

(488 total)

“Will: Okay, what do you do for fun? Erica: Watch movies, listen to music, worship the devil. You know, typical teenage shenanigans.”

“Joel: What time is it? Midge: Kill me o’clock.”

“Susie: Get back on that horse. Midge: The horse can go to hell.”

“Midge: Why, why, why was everybody eating? Susie: At the dinner show? No idea.”

“We're fighting against fascism, not punctuation.”

“Does it look like I'm sitting here thinking about some goddamn ass-licking, cock-sucking, dick-whacking lemonade?”

“You sound fat in your albums.”

“A little bit crazy. A little bit bad. But, hey, don't us girls just love that?”

“You are a badass who takes no prisoners. And cries in the bathroom at parties.”

“Where was this energy at my inauguration ceremony, folks?”

“I didn't invent extracurricular sex.”

“Look at you giving me that drag queen shade.”

“I ain't better than shit, Jack”

“Morty, you know outer space is up right?”

“You know what? It's not my job to look pretty for you. I'll smile when I want to.”

“My hobby is using the toilet.”

“Your secret is that you paid for a handjob?”

“Don't talk to me about the greater good, sunshine. I'm the Archangel fucking Gabriel.”

“I'm sorry. Did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?”

“My tone can suck a dick.”