Quotes tagged ‘Sassy’

“Players always get played at the end.”

— T Cooper, Allison Glock-Cooper, Stephen Adly Guirgis, Shaolin Fantastic, Shameik Moore, imdb.com

“So you're into voodoo now? You know you white right?”

— Jonathan Lisco, Marlin Boulet, Anthony Anderson, imdb.com

“Harry Houdini: How about you? Do you ever think of getting married? Adelaide Stratton: I make it a rule to never discuss my personal life with anyone hiding from their mother.”

— Carl Binder, David Hoselton, David N. Titcher, Adelaide Stratton, Rebecca Liddiard, imdb.com

“Carver: Does she like me? Joe: Sorry? Carver: Does she like working with me? Joe: I mean you're here for dinner aren't you? Carver: I think I irritate her. Joe: She hasn't mentioned anything. Carver: You're a terrible liar. Joe: And you're a terrible boss. Carver: I knew it. Touché.”

— Anya Epstein, Dan Futterman, Emmett Carver, David Tennant, imdb.com

“Jack: What the hell was that? Dan: Never heard of Good Cop, Sick Cop? You're the Good Cop.”

— Matt Nix, Dan Stark, Bradley Whitford, imdb.com

“Lucius: Alright, now to the important business: this company picnic. James: Oh, fuck. Lucius: See, that’s the enthusiasm I love about you guys. Everyone’s coming. Dee: I think I’m getting a toothache. Lucius: Well, bring your dentist.”

— Jack LoGiudice, Paul Eckstein, Lucius Mosley, Terrence Howard, imdb.com

“It's not 'Jo Jo,' it's Jodi... asshole.”

— Janis Hirsch, Herself, Jodi Jones, imdb.com

“Kurt Mendel: Closer. Closer. Do it, do it baby. Sarah Forbes: Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have something to do with sex? Kurt Mendel: Maybe because were riding in a three billion dollar phallic symbol. Don't quote me. Sarah Forbes: If I started quoting you they'd shut down the s…”

— Manny Coto, Kurt Mendel, Sebastian Roche, imdb.com

“George: So, what's next? Onward and upward? Rube: "Onward", not "upward". No pearly gates for you. No choirs of angels, either. George: You dick! You're sendin' me to hell? Rube: Don't flatter yourself. You're not that interesting.”

— Bryan Fuller, Rube John Sofer, Mandy Patinkin, imdb.com

“Kristie Alley: I want my own television show. Is it so much to ask if I want my own television show again, since that's what I do for a living? Sam Rascal: The reality is if you wanna get your own show, you're gonna have to lose some weight. Kirstie Alley: Well, why can't I just get a show first and…”

— Brenda Hampton, Kirstie Alley, Kirstie Alley, imdb.com

“Zoey Barkow: I just want you to know, I think it's super great that I'll be with you all day. I can tell you're somebody who, you know, lives the job, and that's totally me. Totally... Jackie Peyton: OK, a quick question. Zoey Barkow: Sure. Jackie Peyton: Shut up. Zoey Barkow: Is that the question?”

— Liz Brixius, Linda Wallem, Evan Dunsky, Jackie Peyton, Edie Falco, imdb.com

“Life Lesson: when asked if you want to examine your patient some more, it's like being asked if you want a breath mint. The answer is always yes.”

— Michael Seitzman, Hayley Schore, Roshan Sethi, Jesse Salander, Luis Guzman, imdb.com

“Kevin Gable: Give me some gum. Vanessa: I don't think I have any. Kevin Gable: Oh, please. You're from Massapequa. Your name's Vanessa Sollucci. You have gum.”

— Peter Hoare, Pete Correale, Kevin Gable, Kevin James, imdb.com

“Lizzie Needham: As the famous expert on criminal psychopathology, I was hoping you might have some ideas. Don’t they call you Professor Psychopath? Dr. Dylan Reinhart: While I may have a fascination with psychopaths, it does not mean I am one. Lizzie Needham: Judging by the way you eat your pizza, I…”

— Michael Rauch, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Needham, Bojana Novakovic, imdb.com

“Molly Flynn: Ma, please, just stay out of it. Peggy: Yeah, stick to what you know. Orgies and edible underpants.”

— Chuck Lorre, Alan J. Higgins, Molly Flynn, Melissa McCarthy, imdb.com

“Okay, you are the most full of shit lawyer I've ever met, and I think we should stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement.”

— Douglas Petrie, Lauren Schmidt, Jessica Jones, Krysten Ritter, imdb.com

“Tandy Bowen: Hey, I think my Dad used to drink this. Rick: Used to? What, is he in AA or something? Tandy Bowen: No, he's at the bottom of Lake Borgne.”

— Joe Pokaski, Tandy Bowen / Dagger, Olivia Holt, imdb.com

“Okay, look, I know I’m not all emotionally available or able to experience empathy like Zoey, but I can pretend to give a shit for a few minutes.”

— Craig Doyle, Ali Kinney, Ana Torres, Francia Raisa, imdb.com

“Jim Gordon: Personal business. Harvey Bullock: You disappear in the middle of a case, you can't even tell me why? Jim Gordon: That's what 'personal' means.”

— Rebecca Perry Cutter, James Gordon, Ben McKenzie, imdb.com

“God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.”

— Gil Ozeri, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com