Quotes tagged ‘Sex’
(1968 total)
“Judge Marinovich: A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That's highly unusual. Peralta: At the time I did not know she was a defense attorney. I should have been able to guess, however, based on her ability to lie all over me.”
— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“Terry: And what does the Ebony Falcon do? Peralta: Takes every precaution to ensure his own safety? Takes bad guys to jail and bad girls to bed. Terry: Hell yeah he does! Except now the Ebony Falcon is monogamous and too tired for sex, so his only indulgence is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits.”
— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Terry Jeffords, Terry Crews, imdb.com
“Dennis: The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication. Mac: Okay you had me goin' there for the first half. The second hal…”
— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
“And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until th…”
— Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com