“Carla: Remember when I first started dating Turk and I wanted to bail on him because he cried at the end of sex? Turk: Baby! J.D.: Relax, Brown Bear, there's no shame in cry-maxing.”— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com
“J.D.: Morning, Elliot. By the way, Julie's here, but I'm not gonna kiss and tell. Elliot: Oh, really, 'cause I just got your text. That said 'Bone City.'”— Bill Callahan, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com
“J.D.: Look, Elliot, I've got my own problems. I don't have time to deal with your little sex pickle. Dr. Kelso: Really? She spent two years dealing with yours.”— Angela Nissel, Bob Kelso, Ken Jenkins, imdb.com
“We'll go back when they're done and then they'll care about things again.”— Will McPhail, newyorker.com
“I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.”— Tad Quill, Gabrielle Allan, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com
“Abby: I could smell her on you. Ray: What? Abby: That night when I went to your apartment to surprise you, I could smell her sex on you.”— Ann Biderman, Abby Donovan, Paula Malcomson, imdb.com
“Elliot: You know, Dr Cox, you think that you have seen it all and done it all, but guess what? You haven’t done me. Dr. Cox: Give her a second there, gang. Elliot: That didn’t come out right.”— Rich Eustis, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com
“Engaging in cunnilingus means letting someone get up close and personal with your business.”— Vanessa Marin, allure.com
“Hey, for your information, people of our generation think sex is a private thing. And I still think that's a pretty healthy way of looking at it. Sex is something between you and the person you're doing it to!”— Molly Newman, Martin Crane, John Mahoney, imdb.com
“As happy as we are for Ariana Grande (get it, literally), we can’t help but consider some of the issues that arise when your partner is well-endowed.”— Gigi Engle, brides.com
“Almost every time a guy has tried to initiate sex with me, it’s either been so awkward, uncomfortable, and crass that it feels like a scene written for Jonah Hill in a Seth Rogen movie, or way too subtle for it to even count—no, lightly rubbing my back as we fall asleep is not clear code for 'let’s…”— Sophia Benoit, gq.com
“Oh, hey, Bob, here's an idea: What say you stop showing up altogether? We'll just replace you with a giant time-clock. Oh, and if we ever get to missing you, we'll just have a tiny little Bob Kelso cuckoo bird pop out every couple of minutes and say 'I've never satisfied a woman. I've never satisfie…”— Bill Lawrence, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com
“Dr. Cox: So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff? I'm proud of her commitment to medicine. Carla: It's not like you haven't had sex with other people. Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from radiology, your ex-wife... Dr. Cox: Would you get off my ex-wife? Carla: I will…”— Janae Bakken, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com
“Remember when the new Star Wars movie came out? It was all built up, and when people finally saw it, it wasn't that great in bed?”— Matt Tarses, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com
“Big dick energy is, ultimately, that secure aura exuded by a man who knows he’s got the goods.”— Zaron Burnett III, melmagazine.com
“Certainly the Constitution does not require discrimination on the basis of sex. The only issue is whether it prohibits it. It doesn't. Nobody ever thought that that's what it meant. Nobody ever voted for that. If the current society wants to outlaw discrimination by sex, hey we have things called le…”— Antonin Scalia, ww2.callawyer.com
“Doctor: Hoping for a boy or a girl? Guy: Was hoping to pull out, but here we fucking are.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Sarah and I had met to get a drink together, which became two drinks, which became me confessing that I had fantasized about BDSM but never engaged with it outside of incognito browsing tabs on my laptop.”— Dana Schwartz, thecut.com
“If you know your pussy worth a Benz truck, don't let homie fuck unless his bands up.”— Nicki Minaj, open.spotify.com