“My favorite thing is you not having a child with a guy that says 'raw-dog.'”— Craig DiGregorio, Fran, Lolly Adefope, imdb.com
“It's just, he liked me, and I didn't want him to stop liking me, so... I just went with it.”— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com
“Annie: What are you Mrs. Doubtfire? You gonna get 'em in the same restaurant and just juggle 'em back and forth? Fran: Ok, first of all, that's not the plot of Mrs. Doubtfire. Mrs. Doubtfire is about one man trying to convince one family that he's two people. I'm one person trying to fuck two people…”— Craig DiGregorio, Fran, Lolly Adefope, imdb.com
“Maybe I can meet you at the baggage carousel bathroom, and kiss you on the lips, your, uh, private lips.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Jeff, Beck Bennett, imdb.com
“I have seen one dick in four years. This summer I'm going to see 50 dicks.”— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.com
“We found a balance between doing what's expected of us and finding happiness where we can. In love, or in sex, or play.”— Qui Nguyen, Becca Gelb, Gideon Adlon, imdb.com
“Maeve Wiley: You hooking up with anyone here? Jackson Marchetti: Nope. Are you? Maeve Wiley: Ask me in an hour.”— Laurie Nunn, Maeve Wiley, Emma Mackey, imdb.com
“We've been holding hands for 45 minutes. I know how to hold hands. I'm here to fornicate.”— Laurie Nunn, Lily Iglehart, Jean Louise O'Sullivan, imdb.com
“Intercourse can be wonderful, but it can also cause tremendous pain. And if you're not careful, sex can destroy lives.”— Laurie Nunn, Jean Milburn, Gillian Anderson, imdb.com
“Otis Milburn: What I'm saying is, before you talk to Steve, you... you should probably figure out, you know, what works for you... and your body. Aimee Gibbs: So you're prescribing a wank? Otis Milburn: ...Yeah.”— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, imdb.com
“I've been wanking all night. I ate four packets of crumpets, and I think my clit might drop off.”— Laurie Nunn, Aimee Gibbs, Aimée-Lou Wood, imdb.com
“Lily Iglehart: To be clear, I don't want to have sex with you specifically. Just a human man with a penis. Otis Milburn: That's... great for my self-esteem.”— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, imdb.com
“A job where one wrong word could trigger a nervous breakdown, resulting in decades of emotional damage.”— Laurie Nunn, Jean Milburn, Gillian Anderson, imdb.com
“I can't masturbate. But I don't wanna talk about it.”— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, imdb.com
“It feels good to wank, so it must be like that, but better. And doing it with someone who likes you must be awesome, because they really get you. Maybe the two of you become one, like the Spice Girls said.”— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com
“When we're having sex, I feel like I've never seen a vagina before. But I have seen one, because I've got one, and I've looked at it a lot.”— Laurie Nunn, Tanya, Alice Hewkin, imdb.com
“Otis Milburn: I had a... sex dream... about Maeve. Eric Effoing: That's brilliant! Was it ALS challenge or just your basic dick sneeze?”— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com
“Otis Milburn: I can imagine it's hard when you're comparing your lack of experience to someone's sexual history. Pro-lifer: What? No, I have experience. Otis Milburn: You do? Pro-lifer: Yeah. Hand jobs, fingering, oral, 69ing, a bit of anal stuff. Otis Milburn: That's... extensive. Pro-lifer: Yeah,…”— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, imdb.com