Quotes tagged ‘Simile Examples’

(192 total)

“I love her in the same way I love pancakes.”

“I'm reliable. I’m like the rock. I’m like the group rock.”

“You’re like a cat lady, except not old.”

“I think you’re the best. Like custard.”

“I buy fair trade chocolate. I like that tastes less like poor people’s tears.”

“I've never seen meerkats and a sad person at the same time. It's like a weird art installation.”

“Vandalism like a fucking teenager!”

“Ari: I'm amazing. You miss me? Emily: Like I miss head lice.”

“Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive... bang! He moves right in. Johnyy: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant.”

“And what is emotional confusion, you ask? It's like running naked through a cornfield, backwards at midnight.”

“I fucked like a puma.”

“I'd smooch Durbin if I wasn't as gay as a tree full of birds.”

“I look like a pencil.”

“It's like having sex with a protractor.”

“I have a weakness for him. It's like an addiction.”

“You know, I'm gonna go get the first aid kit 'cause this looks like a horror movie.”

“He was like a plastic bag blowing in the wind.”

“She was like a feral mongoose.”

“We both know you're gonna sit in the corner like a frigid fuck.”

“A hypnotist with pink eye is like a boxer with two broken hands.”