Quotes tagged ‘situation’

“You’re blaming me for your situation? That’s rich.”

— Mike White, Bert Di Grasso, F. Murray Abraham, imdb.com

“Sometimes we just need a reason when a situation is completely unreasonable.”

— Beth Schwartz, Wendy Mericle, Oliver Queen, Stephen Amell, imdb.com

“You said you didn’t want our life. But this is our life. You didn’t go somewhere exotic or different, you went across the fucking street”

— Sheila Lawrence, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

“No matter where you hide it, kids find it. And accidents happen. And things that aren't accidents. We have teenagers in this house. We have a gay teenager in this house. We have a veteran with PTS. This is the last house that should have a gun.”

— Benji Samit, Dan Hernandez, Penelope Alvarez, Justina Machado, imdb.com

“You're Jesse James, and I get to be Sandra Bullock.”

— Sharon Horgan, Robert, Thomas Haden Church, imdb.com

“Having a brilliant idea isn’t as easy as turning on a light. But just as a single bulb can illuminate even the most depressing of rooms, the right idea can shed light on a depressing situation.”

— Daniel Handler, Lemony Snicket, Patrick Warburton, imdb.com

“So that there is clarity in, uh, in this situation, you are hours away from being put on a plane and sent down a dark hole that only I will know about. How open you are in our brief time together can radically affect how nice that hole is going to be.”

— Christina M. Kim, Thomas Carter, Michael Gaston, imdb.com

“Don’t manage the situation. Make it go away.”

— Eoghan Mahony, Martin Gero, Thomas Carter, Michael Gaston, imdb.com

“I’m trying to avoid a situation. So either you’re gonna go in and you’re gonna talk him down, or I’m gonna go in, I’m gonna take him down.”

— Meaghan Oppenheimer, Moyers, Jamie McShane, imdb.com

“Your situation sounds fucking awful, I'd love to hear more about it.”

— Rob Delaney, Sharon Horgan, Dave, Daniel Lapaine, imdb.com

“Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands. She's definitely a stage 5 clinger.”

— Vinny Guadagnino, imdb.com

“My abs are so ripped up, it's called; the Situation.”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

“Stan: 'Bros before hos,' Steve. Brothers before whores all day long! Steve: And Mom is the whore in that situation? Stan: All. Day. Long.”

— Erik Durbin, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Quite the situation you've got yourself in here, Derek. I mean, I'm out of commission for a few weeks, and suddenly, there's lizard people, geriatric psychopaths, and you're cooking up werewolves out of every self-esteem deprived adolescent in town.”

— Jeff Davis, Peter Hale, Ian Bohen, imdb.com

“Listen, if the situation keeps on darkening, then you gotta do yourself a favor and pop by Pirates Of The Pancreas. I mean, the top priority is to, you know, get you guys out of there, but, I mean, if that becomes impossible then you gotta treat yourself.”

— Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“I am still determined to be cheerful and to be happy in whatever situation I may be, for I have also learnt from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances. We carry the seeds of the one or the other about with us in our minds…”

— Martha Washington, amazon.com

“Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.”

— Mike Epps, successories.com

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.”

— Desmond Tutu, amazon.com

“If you put good apples into a bad situation, you’ll get bad apples.”

— Philip Zimbardo, goodreads.com

“Maybe we can make it different.”

— Lois Lowry, amazon.com