Quotes tagged ‘Smart’

“I may be blonde with great cans, but I'm pretty smart when I've had my eight hours.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Steve Hely, Nahnatchka Khan, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

“Yeah. Okay, here it goes. Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should've written this down first.”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

“Never take a learning opportunity away from another student. No matter how smart you need everyone to think you are.”

— Peter Nowalk, Annalise Keating, Viola Davis, imdb.com

“Charlie: I'll pull a Good Will Hunting. What's your major dude? Frat Boy: Economics Charlie: (In Boston accent) Oh, I bet you read a lotta Gordon Wood, huh? You read your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doin' that, And how 'bout' dem apples? And…”

— Dave Chernin, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

“Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you're both! Dee: Wow, That's my dad everyone!”

— Charlie Day, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com

“I have an I.Q. of 164. On the entire S.A.T., I got two questions wrong and in subsequent years those questions were strickened for being misleading. But I know *nothing* about life! Yeah, no. Truly, nothing! Like, I make AWFUL decisions! Like really, you know, really, really awful decisions.”

— Michael Hitchcock, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

“Greg: You're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type. Rebecca: I'm sorry, what were you saying? Greg: Perfect.”

— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Greg Serrano, Santino Fontana, imdb.com

“Beth: Am I evil? Rick: Worse, you're smart. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I've never met a universe that was into it. The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy.”

— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.”

— Alan Yang, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“If a man is not smart enough to be able to use whatever is in front of him and still make it work...well, then...that’s just a failure of the imagination.”

— Tian Jun Gu, Frank Underwood, Kevin Spacey, imdb.com

“Carrie, you are the smartest and the dumbest fucking person I've ever known!”

— Chip Johannessen, imdb.com

“You don't know a goddamn thing. You're the smartest and the dumbest fucking person I've ever known.”

— Meredith Stiehm, Alex Gansa, Saul Berenson, Mandy Patinkin, imdb.com

“Being smart spoils a lot of things, doesn't it?”

— Thomas Harris, amazon.com

“I am smart, I am talented, I take advantage of the opportunities that come my way and I work really, really hard.”

— Shonda Rhimes, amazon.com

“Don't you get smart with me. I'll break both your arms.”

— George Kennedy, imdb.com

“Be smart, be strong, be proud, live honorably and with dignity and just hold on.”

— James Frey, amazon.com

“I’m smart enough to know that I’m dumb.”

— Richard P. Feynman, goodreads.com

“No matter how smart she appeared, she was fragile at her core.”

— Mitch Albom, amazon.com

“There is nothing sexier than an intelligent women who has a lust for learning. Whether they can talk about a book they are reading, current world events, a work project, school research; anything, women who are life-long learners are so much more attractive. Smart is sexy!”

— Chelsea Hetzel, inspirationindulgence.com

“I’m an independent woman. I am strong, I am smart, I am outgoing.”

— Darrien Marazzo, thoughtcatalog.com