Quotes tagged ‘Snark’

“I found it enthralling, to see how high the flames jumped, how long the threads grew.”

— Katy Kelleher, theguardian.com

“I refuse to set foot on the Titanic. Whoever built that ship ought to be shot.”

— Grainne Godfree, Keto Shimizu, Dr. Martin Stein, Victor Garber, imdb.com

“She's like Piper light. All the personality without any of those messy emotions.”

— Krista Vernoff, Paige Matthews, Rose McGowan, imdb.com

“[to Alaster] I'm going to be so happy when I vanquish your sorry ass.”

— Curtis Kheel, Piper Halliwell, Holly Marie Combs, imdb.com

“Phoebe Halliwell: Where are the keys? Prue Halliwell: Keys? Phoebe Halliwell: You know, shiny silver silver things that go jingle jingle.”

— Krista Vernoff, Phoebe Halliwell, Alyssa Milano, imdb.com

“You just totally scooby-doo'd me didn't you.”

— Adam Horowitz, Edward Kitsis, Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, Jorge Garcia, imdb.com

“Sun Kwon: I can't believe I'm going to have my baby in a hospital! Claire Littleton: Oh, rub it in why don't you.”

— Damon Lindelof, Carlton Cuse, Claire Littleton, Emilie de Ravin, imdb.com

“Kate Austen: It's strange huh? Jack Shephard: What's that? Kate Austen: Being back, not, looking for a way out of a cage. Not finding a reason to go running off into the jungle again; I almost don't know what to do with myself. Jack Shephard: Well enjoy it. I'm sure something will go wrong soon enou…”

— Brian K. Vaughan, Jeff Pinkner, Jack Shephard, Matthew Fox, imdb.com

“Oh, happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles.”

— Steven Maeda, Leonard Dick, James "Sawyer" Ford, Josh Holloway, imdb.com

“Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Did either of you see a bald guy in slippers with a coconut come through here? Charlie Pace: No. But I did see a polar bear on roller skates with a mango.”

— Adam Horowitz, Edward Kitsis, Charlie Pace, Dominic Monaghan, imdb.com

“John Locke: Are you using? Charlie Pace: What? John Locke: Heroin? Are you using it again? Charlie Pace: Kate sees a horse. Nothing. Pretty much everyone's seen Walt wandering around the jungle. But when it's Charlie, it must be the bloody drugs, right?”

— Adam Horowitz, Edward Kitsis, Charlie Pace, Dominic Monaghan, imdb.com

“Libby: How'd you get shot, anyway? James 'Sawyer' Ford: With a gun.”

— Elizabeth Sarnoff, James "Sawyer" Ford, Josh Holloway, imdb.com

“Huge 'Hurley' Reyes: What's that thing where doctors make you feel better just by talking to you? Jack Shephard: Bedside manner? Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Yeah, that. Yours sucks, dude.”

— Damon Lindelof, Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, Jorge Garcia, imdb.com

“[to Sawyer] You try to be a pig, or does it come naturally?”

— Paul Dini, Jennifer Johnson, Kate Austen, Evangeline Lilly, imdb.com

“Peter Griffin: Oh, hey Lois. I guess you must be happy. Lois Griffin: Yeah, it's every girl's dream to have her husband hoisted out of a food truck in a horse harness.”

— Joseph Lee, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com

“Hey, you know what would be great? If you could talk with even a little bit of inflection in your voice so it doesn't sound so much like a fucking power sander?”

— Seth MacFarlane, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Brian, I think we can get John Mayer to stop tweeting again, but we all got to work together.”

— Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“We act like we didn't take a lot from the Simpsons. We took a lot from the Simpsons.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Hey, you know this old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, she didn't know what to do? I got something she could do. Get your tubes tied, you kook!”

— Richard Appel, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Aw, Quagmire got away with it and learned nothing. That's great.”

— Richard Appel, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com