Latest Quotes

“And it didn't matter how stupid he had to get... or if I was sittin' there concentrating as hard as I could... on the computer to write a letter to a senator or congressman or something else, he'd come and rub them balls in my face.”

— Joe Exotic , Make America Exotic Again

“Just... 20 years of blood, sweat, and tears, and every dime I had... I'm done. I am done.”

— Joe Exotic , The Noble Thing to Do

“The cats were my responsibility, no matter who owns the zoo.”

— Joe Exotic , The Noble Thing to Do

“Ladies and gentlemen, before you hear it on the news, I'm gonna tell you. About an hour ago we had an incident where one of the employees stuck their arm through the cage and a tiger tore her arm off.”

— Joe Exotic , Cult of Personality

“I'm never going to financially recover from this.”

— Joe Exotic , Cult of Personality

“Fuck the fire extinguisher.”

— Joe Exotic , Cult of Personality

“She'll never get a million dollars out of me. I don't own anything.”

— Joe Exotic , Playing with Fire

“Hey, I'm Joe Exotic, otherwise known as the Tiger King. The gay, gun-carrying, redneck with a mullet.”

— Joe Exotic , Playing with Fire

“Me and Carole made money off each other. We became popular off of each other because I was her number one most wanted cub abuser that she could make money off of, and she was my number one murdered-her-husband-and-fed-him-to-the-tigers-and...crazy bitch out there that I could make music videos and s…”

— Joe Exotic , Playing with Fire

“This is what I do right here, drive around and listen to myself singing.”

— Joe Exotic , Playing with Fire

“So the whole world's wondering, did you actually grind your husband up and feed him to there tigers so there's no evidence? I'm gonna show you some stuff that will put that right in your head.”

— Joe Exotic , The Secret

“It's just two complete opposite, different worlds. You know, he's a little more upscale, and I'm working with people that just got out of prison.”

— Joe Exotic , Cult of Personality

“I'd shoot you before I shot my cat.”

— Joe Exotic , Not Your Average Joe

“'For healthcare providers, beards present a problem because getting a good, tight fit for N-95 masks is difficult,' Russo said. 'Certainly, big fluffy beards are a big problem because unless they’re trimmed way back, you might not be able to get a good seal, making it not effective.'”

— Jamie Feldman, Is Your Beard Putting You And Loved Ones At Risk For Coronavirus?

“They’re almost perfect for each other. But that almost is doing a lot of work.”

— Willa Paskin, Netflix’s Feel Good Is a Sharp Rom-Com About Escaping Into Love

“Representation for nightmarish monster queer women matters.”

— Jill Gutowitz, Sad Lesbian Movies and Shows to Pair With Your Sad Lesbian Self-Isolation

“All the feels for this @NormalPeople trailer”

— Hulu, The Trailer for Normal People Is Here!

“President Trump asked Americans to continue social distancing until April 30, officials warned that tens or even hundreds of thousands of Americans could die — and that's the least depressing scenario.”

— Catilin Owens, America's grimmest month

“In the spring of 2018, the Yale psychology professor Laurie Santos unveiled a new course, Psychology and the Good Life. The subject was happiness.”

— Mara Leighton, Yale's most popular class ever is available free online — and the topic is how to be happier in your daily life

“It pains me to say this, but I know the emergency rooms are going to be so overwhelmed that Darien may soon not have the luxury of even a moment of silence.”

— Phillip Picardi, When You Live With and Love an E.R. Doctor, Coronavirus Feels Like an Inevitability