Latest Quotes

“Beer makes me so gassy.”

— Sean Gray, Will Smith, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Chung

“Ya, now look at me. I have a dick and balls, ok?”

— Sean Gray, Tony Roche, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Catherine

“What is that skirt? Is it a rug?”

— Sean Gray, Tony Roche, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Catherine

“All that pink. All those plants. All that white.”

— Molly Fischer, The Cut, Will the Millennial Aesthetic Ever End?

“'Cause I've met some people, ok? Real people. And a lot of them are fucking idiots.”

— Tony Roche, Sean Gray, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Catherine

“NASA Curiosity Project Scientist Ashwin Vasavada guides this tour of the rover's view of the Martian surface.”

— NASA, Woah!!! Curiosity Mars Rover Snaps 1.8 Billion-Pixel Panorama

“Don’t tell me this isn’t about sexism. I’ve been around too long for that.”

— Jessica Valenti, It Will Be Hard to Get Over What Happened to Elizabeth Warren

“YouTuber and mental health advocate Joey Kidney is starting important conversations around self-care, depression, and anxiety. This is what he has to say.”

— Joey Kidney, Joey Kidney, A Social Influencer Starting A Conversation About Mental Health

“Actor Nicolas Cage was once a top earner in Hollywood, worth around $150 million, but he didn’t hold onto the fortune for long. Cage”

— MSNBC, Nicolas Cage blew $150 million on a dinosaur skull, pygmy heads and 2 European castles

“The ages that Disney Princesses are supposed to be...”

— Reddit, The ages that Disney Princesses are supposed to be...

“In the end, his only primary win was American Samoa and its six delegates.”

— Emma Specter, Vogue, Farewell, Mike Bloomberg—We Hardly Knew Ye

“The coronavirus has mutated into at least two separate strains since the outbreak began in December, according to Chinese scientists.”

— Sam Blanchard, TWO strains of the killer coronavirus are spreading, study claims

“Michael Bloomberg, who spent hundreds of millions of dollars to self-fund his 2020 presidential run, announced Wednesday that he is suspending his campaign after a poor performance on Super Tuesday and will endorse Joe Biden.”

— Alexi McCammond, Bloomberg suspends presidential campaign, endorses Biden

“Rappers always say that they hungry, so they can eat a dick.”

— Apathy, Marvalyss, The Ed Lover Dance

“As Super Tuesday finally transfigures the Democratic presidential nomination process into a binary choice between two old, occasionally problematic white men whose enduring popularity is consistently underrated by a baffled mainstream press, it's worth reflecting on just how poorly the media's prefe…”

— Robby Soave, Democratic Primary Voters Decisively Rejected the Media's Favorite Candidates

“Yes, there are ways to stimulate and arouse yourself without porn.”

— Nona Willis Aronowitz , I Want To Masturbate But I Don't Like Porn — Help!

“But if the ban is successful, these now-familiar objects may eventually become artifacts of a New York City past.”

— Annalisa Quinn, New York Times, Take One Last Look at the

“Slow down, you're too important.”

— Tony Bennett, Amy

“I just wanted to go and grab her, bring her back to me, wrap her in my house, not let her out.”

— Jules Ashby, Amy

“Be kind, receptive, and compassionate, of course, but don’t do it while diluting your persona to please others.”

— Chelsea Fagan, Loving Yourself Is Not Narcissistic