We're drinkers but we're also responsible.
— Seth Myers, Seth Myers And The Jonas Brothers Go Day Drinking
We're drinkers but we're also responsible.
— Seth Myers, Seth Myers And The Jonas Brothers Go Day Drinking
You've gotta let me figure out who I am and what else I like to do on my own.
— Laurie Nunn, Jackson Monroe, Kedar Williams-Stirling, Episode 7
When I'm sad I make out with nerdy boys.
I've had to work really hard to love myself, and I won't go back to hiding things about me again.
I think I realized I'd become too independent for relationships.
A global wave of new copyright laws means that platforms are likely to have to start paying publishers for the right to carry their content, even if it's just a linked headline or bit of text.
You know that that person has a spark. They have something that has the potential to make you and your life better than you could’ve ever imagined it to be.
The formula was meant to analyze when people booked holidays, assuming that people were most likely to buy a ticket to paradise when they were feeling down.
— Kristen Rogers, Rob Picheta, The 'Blue Monday' Depression Peak Isn't Real, But Seasonal Depression Is
'As a three-time founder, one of the questions I get most often from aspiring entrepreneurs is, “Should I take the leap?'
— Alexa Von Tobel, How to Turn Your Side Hustle Into Your Main Gig
Justice Scalia’s death delayed a reckoning. Now the fight over contraception is back.
— Ian Millhiser, Vox, The coming Supreme Court showdown over birth control
I think we got it wrong. I think we're supposed to be friends.
You don't know what my reality is.
Dreams aren't real. That's why they are called dreams.
The only specific thing I am alleged to have “lied” about was what pair of shoes Neiers was wearing at her arraignment. I did mistakenly say that Neiers was wearing a pair of Louboutins to court—instead of her “little brown Bebe shoes”—“twenty-nine dollars!”—because I had seen her wearing Louboutins…
— Nancy Jo Sales, Nancy Joe Sales Finally Admits She Lied About The 'Little Brown Bebe Shoes'
Sex doesn't make us whole.
I fucking turned myself inside out liking you.
I messed it up with you.
Otis: What do you want to do now? Ola: Shall we kiss for a bit?
Some people read Playboy for the articles — and a deaf Brooklyn man apparently watches Pornhub with an eye to the plots.
— NYDAILYNEWS, Deaf Brooklyn man sues Pornhub over lack of subtitles
You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
— Steve Kloves, Hermione Granger, Emma Watson, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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