Latest Quotes

“I see the moon, I see the moon, I see the moon Oh, when you're looking at the sun”

— Dua Lipa, Be the One

“I've been smoking deeper but the memories won't stop.”

— Dua Lipa, Thinking 'Bout You

“This time Mary Jane won't save me.”

— Dua Lipa, Thinking 'Bout You

“Walk away, you know how.”

— Dua Lipa, Dua Lipa – Don't Start Now

“Did the heartbreak change me? Maybe But look at where I ended up I'm all good already So moved on, it's scary I'm not where you left me at all, so...”

— Dua Lipa, Dua Lipa – Don't Start Now

“We fight and we argue, you'll still love me blind.”

— Dua Lipa, Blow Your Mind

“If you don't like the way I talk, then why am I on your mind?”

— Dua Lipa, Blow Your Mind

“Tell me I'm too crazy You can't tame me, can't tame me Tell me I have changed But I'm the same me, old same me”

— Dua Lipa, Blow Your Mind

“And tonight I'm alive, ain't no dollar sign.”

— Dua Lipa, Blow Your Mind

“One: Don't pick up the phone You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone Two: Don't let him in You'll have to kick him out again Three: Don't be his friend You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning And if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him.”

— Dua Lipa, New Rules

“But my love, he doesn't love me, so I tell myself, I tell myself.”

— Dua Lipa, New Rules

“It's Dickerflick Cabbagepatch.”

— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, Between Two Ferns

“Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, maniacs, to the loonies, and ding-dongs. And some people would say that we're the crazy ones, but I think we are geniuses, because we're crazy enough to try to change this ding-dong crazy world.”

— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, Between Two Ferns

“You dated a guy from One Direction. Which one direction was his penis pointing, north or south?”

— Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, Between Two Ferns

“I'm not a practicing Jew. I perfected it.”

— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Paul Rudd, Between Two Ferns

“You love fast cars. In what other ways is your penis small?”

— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, Between Two Ferns

“Just point your camera and shut the fuck up.”

— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, Between Two Ferns

“I want people to laugh with me, not at me.”

— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, Between Two Ferns

“You know what a lion is? A lion is a strong animal. They do what the fuck they wanna do. Take what they want, eat what they want, they run when they feel like it. Lion.”

— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Shiri Clarts, Edi Patterson, Between Two Ferns

“I read online that you're very private and decline to answer questions that make you feel uncomfortable. This is a two-parter. Is that true? And how old were you when you got your first period?”

— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, Between Two Ferns