The life of a repo man is always intense.
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Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em.
A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.
Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass.
Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean shit anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns, guns too, they don't mean shit. But that's when you gotta watch yourself.
Bud: It helps if you dress like a detective. Detectives dress kinda square. If you look like a detective people are gonna think you're packing something. Otto: Are you? Bud: Am I what? Otto: Packing something? Bud: Only an asshole gets killed for a car.
Bud: Wanna make ten bucks? Otto: Fuck you, queer.
Oly: You want some help with that beer, kid? Otto: You're all repo men. Oly: What if we are? [Otto pours his entire beer on the floor] Bud: [standing up] You know, kid, uh, usually when someone pulls shit like that, my first reaction is, I wanna punch his fuckin' lights out. But you know something?…
[high-pitched scream] STOP IT! You say one more line and I'm-a have to smoke myself!
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Tec, Damien Dante Wayans, Malibu's Most Wanted
Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free. Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a fuck…
You that weak fuck from the club.
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, Malibu's Most Wanted
Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office! Tec: Damn! He's the one that's down with the bitches and hoes! [awkward silence] What? you think we ignint just cuz we live in tha hood? Gary: No, I didn't say that. Tec: Whatever.
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Tec, Damien Dante Wayans, Malibu's Most Wanted
Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my Chapstick, feelin' kinda carsick, there's a Ford Maverick.
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, Malibu's Most Wanted
I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot.
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, Malibu's Most Wanted
I got a PHD. Poser Hater Degree.
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, Malibu's Most Wanted
PJ: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt? B-Rad: I stole that, too.
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, Malibu's Most Wanted
B-Rad: And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was? Ronnie Rizzat: Rapper? Hell, no, you stink. B-Rad: Don't be hatin'. Ronnie Rizzat: I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes.
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, Malibu's Most Wanted
My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes nonfat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, Malibu's Most Wanted
The race grows sweeter near its final lap.
In light of Girls Do Porn being charged with federal counts of sex trafficking, Motherboard spoke with adult industry directors, performers and activists on how this case is far from the norm.
— Samantha Cole, Girls Do Porn Was a Crime Ring, Not a Porn Site, Industry Experts Say