Latest Quotes

“We should be pushing the limits. Exploring. Having orgies.”

— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Kase, Catherine Keener, Kase

“Well, no bad time for mac and cheese is what I always say.”

— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Oscar, Fred Armisen, Kase

“Oprah says you should always bring a gift, no matter the occasion.”

— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, June, Maya Rudolph, Kase

“Suck it, nice family.”

— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, June, Maya Rudolph, The Lake House

“June: Is there a God, honey? Oscar: I don't know. But there is a shuffleboard court here.”

— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Oscar, Fred Armisen, The Lake House

“We had some good times on that couch. Sorry, it sounded sexual. But I was most likely talking about when we played Uno.”

— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Oscar, Fred Armisen, The Lake House

“I spent $1,279 of The Atlantic’s money on creams, crystals, and a vibrator from Gwyneth Paltrow’s wellness empire. Things got weird.”

— Amanda Mull, I Gooped Myself

“We just kind of live. I know it sounds a little ironic, but, well, that's the only word I can think of.”

— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Oscar, Fred Armisen, The Lake House

“The Infatuation, the food guide-turned-media platform-turned ‘360 marketing partner’, is primed to diversify its monetization strategy beyond branded content – a strategy that’s so far seen it bring food culture to the likes of Nike and Amex and unify internal brand teams with its plug-and-play appr…”

— Katie Deighton, After cementing ‘marketing partner’ status with Nike, The Infatuation plots new revenue streams

“Bitch, someone is paying you to go to Hawaii. It's already worked out.”

— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Sharon, Kym Whitley, June

“I don't really know how to live my life without him.”

— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, June, Maya Rudolph, June

“You've got to tell the universe what you want so it will know what to give back to you.”

— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Sharon, Kym Whitley, June

“Sharon: This morning, I found you on your couch, sucking down your sippy cups of wine. June: They are individual single pours because it's more efficient than opening a bottle. Oxygen is poison for wine.”

— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, June, Maya Rudolph, June

“Let's get burgers. I bet they're really terrible.”

— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Oscar, Fred Armisen, Together Forever

“How are children out in this weather? Their parents should be put in jail.”

— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Oscar, Fred Armisen, Together Forever

“You don't have to find the right reason to leave the wrong love.”

— Healer, Just Leave

“Also, do you think just because I'm married, I can't get a baked potato whenever I want? Because I can. I'm eating baked potatoes all the fucking time.”

— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, June, Maya Rudolph, Together Forever

“Physically I'm here. Mentally I'm in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.”

— Bold Tuesday, My Mental State

“The right one will always stay.”

— Faraway, The Right One

“I love being single. You know what I do? Whatever I want all the time.”

— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Sharon, Kym Whitley, Together Forever