Latest Quotes

“Lainey: If you want someone to fall for you, you gotta be you. Jake: Yeah I don't think I like me enough to introduce him to other people.”

— Leslye Headland, Lainey Dalton, Alison Brie, Sleeping with Other People

“We rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster than we should that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty and have less to offer each time we start with someone new. But to make yourself feel nothing so as not to feel anything—what a waste!”

— James Ivory, Samuel Perlman, Michael Stuhlbarg, Call Me by Your Name

“Why should a financial engineer be paid four times to 100 times more than a real engineer? A real engineer build bridges. A financial engineer build dreams. And, you know, when those dreams turn out to be nightmares, other people pay for it.”

— Matt Nagin, Ashley, Samantha Algieri, Inside Job

“Rachael: Why am I the bad guy? Kyle: Because you're his girlfriend, you cheated on him, and he has fucking cancer, you lunatic!”

— Will Reiser, Rachael, Bryce Dallas Howard, 50/50

“Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.”

— Mike Myers, Garth Algar, Dana Carvey, Wayne's World

“They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.”

— Ben Younger, Jim Young, Ben Affleck, Boiler Room

“One last thing. Hot girls destroy your life. That's just a fact.”

— Jesse Andrews, Greg Gaines, Thomas Mann, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

“Hello. My name is Hazel Grace Lancaster. And Augustus Waters was the star-crossed love of my life. Ours is an epic love story and I probably won't be able to get more than a sentence out without disappearing into a puddle of tears. Like all real love stories, ours will die with us, as it should. You…”

— Scott Neustadter, Michael H. Weber, Hazel Grace Lancaster, Shailene Woodley, The Fault in Our Stars

“Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.”

— Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary, Mr. Blonde / Vic Vega, Michael Madsen, Reservoir Dogs

“I think you should know from the start that I am a full-charged nanny. I don't argue and I do not like to be argued with.”

— Nancy Meyers, Charles Shyer, Helga Von Haupt, Carol Gillies, Baby Boom

“Jess: Lots of people are bald. Milly: Oh, men are bald, Jess. Babies. ET. Not me.”

— Morwenna Banks, Jess, Drew Barrymore, Miss You Already

“Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, And like a forest it's easy to lose your way... To get lost... To forget where you came in.”

— Quentin Tarantino, Hattori Hanzo, Sonny Chiba, Kill Bill

“And here I thought you that contradiction in terms: an intelligent woman!”

— Stephen Volk, Byron, Gabriel Byrne, Gothic

“You can't change who people are without destroying who they were.”

— J. Mackye Gruber, Eric Bress, Jason Treborn, Callum Keith Rennie, The Butterfly Effect

“I wonder who the real cannibals are.”

— Gianfranco Clerici, Giorgio Stegani, Professor Harold Monroe, Edward Mannix, Cannibal Holocaust

“It's over. I will always speak to you. And I don't mind if you don't say anything. Just because you went away, it doesn't mean you're not here anymore. Perhaps all I ever needed was this gift. [rubbing her belly] The one you gave to me at the end.”

— Benedek Fliegauf, Rebecca, Eva Green, Womb

“Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called ‘The Pledge’. The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it…”

— Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan, Cutter, Michael Caine, The Prestige

“Carl: I want you back. I haven't had sex in two weeks. Angie Ostrowiski: I've been gone for a month.”

— Michael McCullers, Carl Loomis, Dax Shepard, Baby Mama

“Every path is the right path. Everything could've been anything else. And it would have just as much meaning.”

— Jaco Van Dormael, Nemo Nobody (old & adult), Jared Leto, Mr. Nobody

“You cannot find peace by avoiding life, Leonard.”

— David Hare, The Hours