Latest Quotes

“Look, Harry, you wanna enter him, you enter him. But you make sure you do it under your name...not mine. I'm not gonna be humiliated in front of all the top owner in the country.”

— David Williamson, Dave Davis, Ron Leibman, Phar Lap

“Sun don't shine on the same dog's ass every day, but, mister you ain't seen a ray of light since you got here.”

— Angelo Pizzo, Opal Fleener, Fern Persons, Hoosiers

“Presently ranked 119th in the world. Sport is cruel. Now I know it doesn't sound too bad. Four million tennis players in the world, and I'm 119th. But what that really means is this—118 guys out there are faster, stronger, better, and younger. And it gets you thinking.”

— Adam Brooks, Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Peter Colt, Paul Bettany, Wimbledon

“Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's about you and your relationship with yourself, your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down because you told them the truth. An…”

— David Aaron Cohen, Peter Berg, Coach Gary Gaines, Billy Bob Thornton, Friday Night Lights

“I tell them you say they no good fighters...and that their mothers have sex with mules.”

— Glenn A. Bruce, Mark DiSalle, Jean Claude Van Damme, Xian Chow, Dennis Chan, Kickboxer

“Harry Hogge: Cole, you're wandering all over the track! Cole Trickle: Yeah, well this son of a bitch just slammed into me. Harry Hogge: No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.”

— Robert Towne, Harry Hogge, Robert Duvall, Days of Thunder

“Well, let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.’”

— Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Talladega Nights

“When I heard about what had happened, your situation, the only thing I could think about was the four of them. I thought about how much they mean to me, about how bad it would hurt if... well if I was to lose them. Then I thought about a team, and a school, and a town thats gotta be hurtin' real bad…”

— Jamie Linden, Cory Helms, Jack Lengyel, Matthew McConaughey, We Are Marshall

“[to Stump] The desire for glory is not a sin.”

— Ron Shelton, Ty Cobb, Tommy Lee Jones, Cobb

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure aroun…”

— Mark Schwahn, John Gatins, Timo Cruz, Rick Gonzalez, Coach Carter

“A moment of pain is worth a lifetime of glory.”

— Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Richard LaGravenese, William Nicholson, Pete Zamperini, Alex Russell, Unbroken

“When the Washington Sentinels left the stadium that date, there was no ticker-tape parade, no endorsement deals for sneakers or soda pop, or breakfast cereal. Just a locker to be cleaned out, and a ride home to catch. But what they didn't know, was that their lives had been changed forever because t…”

— Vince McKewin, Jimmy McGinty, Gene Hackman, The Replacements

“Jimmy: I see you got FAT! Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen-year-old girl, but not hot!”

— Jeff Cox, Craig Cox, Jimmy MacElroy, Jon Heder, Blades of Glory

“I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.”

— Rawson Marshall Thurber, White Goodman, Ben Stiller, DodgeBall

“Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it? Michael Jordan: No. Larry's white, so what? Bill Murray: Larry's not white. Larry's clear.”

— Leo Benvenuti, Steve Rudnick, Timothy Harris, Herschel Weingrod, Himself, A. C. Green, Space Jam

“How is it that the ultimate prize in the most macho sport ever invented is a piece of jewelry?”

— Scott Rothman, Rajiv Joseph, Ali, Jennifer Garner, Draft Day

“You know, the best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world.”

— Dan Gilroy, Walter Abrams, Al Pacino, Two for the Money

“[referee skates over to Steve Carlson during the playing of the National Anthem] Peterboro Referee: I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya. Steve Hanson: I'm listening to the fucking song!”

— Nancy Dowd, Steve Hanson, Steve Carlson, Slap Shot

“Has anyone ever told you that you look like a penis with that little hat on?”

— Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel, Jimmy Dugan, Tom Hanks, A League of their Own

“This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. He's shaking me off. You believe that shit? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.”

— Ron Shelton, Crash Davis, Kevin Costner, Bull Durham