Latest Quotes

“There is nothing else in the world like Accutane. It is a miracle and a nightmare.”

— Sabrina Imbler, My Queer Skincare Secrets

“I hate your mustache because I miss your upper lip.”

— Berkley Johnson, Lamar Woods, Ann Acacia Kim, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, About Three Years Later

“Look at those horny horny hippos.”

— Berkley Johnson, Ann Acacia Kim, Lamar Woods, Nick Miller, Jake Johnson, About Three Years Later

“She's got that giant heart that's part compass and part flashlight and she's just the greatest person I have ever met.”

— Rob Rosell, David Feeney, Marquita Robinson, Lamar Woods, Nick Miller, Jake Johnson, San Diego

“I got a band-aid on my hand. Not on the finger, the hand. That is an old man thing.”

— David Feeney, Rob Rosell, Marquita Robinson, Lamar Woods, Bob Day, Rob Reiner, San Diego

“Being a parent is like wearing your heart outside your body.”

— Luvh Rakhe, Marquita Robinson, Lamar Woods, Charmaine, Anna Maria Horsford, Misery

“Watch your front because we've got your back!”

— Luvh Rakhe, Marquita Robinson, Lamar Woods, Cecilia "Cece" Parikh, Hannah Simone, Misery

“I'm so nervous to meet your mom. I'm bad with woman and family. I wish she was a male stranger.”

— Luvh Rakhe, Marquita Robinson, Lamar Woods, Aly Nelson, Nasim Pedrad, Misery

“Picking lint off of a man's sleeve is the most intimate gesture.”

— Berkley Johnson, Marquita Robinson, Lamar Woods, Cecilia "Cece" Parikh, Hannah Simone, Socalyalcon VI

“Are you the criminals...from the statistics?!”

— Berkley Johnson, Marquita Robinson, Lamar Woods, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, Socalyalcon VI

“It’s time to head to the bookstore and check out some of the awesome books below—all of which feature a BFF relationship as layered, fun, and genuine as Molly and Amy’s in Booksmart.”

— Jessica Macleish, If You Loved 'Booksmart,' Check Out These Reads

“If you're generous enough to share your Amazon Prime password with loved ones or simply shop from a shared computer, there’s always a chance that someone could stumble upon your recent activity. And sometimes, you’d rather no one else know your business.”

— Casey Bond, How To Delete Your Embarrassing Amazon Orders And Browsing History

“You really don't know what you are?”

— Spenser Cohen, Brad Kane, Eric Heisserer, Miles, Israel Broussard, Extinction

“How do you live in the same house as someone and have no idea what they're going through?”

— Njeri Brown, Kelly Hutchinson, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, Oh My God

“I’m allowed to not be angry about things that other people might be angry about.”

— Robyn Kanner, The Outrage Antidote

“You find yourself behaving differently when wearing a costume and you are often less inhibited. The costume helps to give you a new persona to project yourself from.”

— Simon Costin, Dressing For Magic

“My only goal in life right now is to be genuinely happy.”

— Anonymous, Only Goal

“The universe is an infinite opportunity creation machine. The possibility of greater possibility is programmed into the nature of things.”

— Marianne Williamson, Infinte Universe

“I don’t fly for climate reasons so it’s not 100% yet, but we are figuring it out. It’s very hard, but I think it should be possible.”

— Greta Thunberg, When Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez met Greta Thunberg

“Only one thing matters: the purity of your mission."”

— Marianne Williamson, Are These Quotes From Marianne Williamson or Metal Gear Solid?