What do you call friends you meet at culinary school? Taste buds!
— Maria Monrovia, 50 Food Puns To Dish Out When You’re Hungry For Laughs
What do you call friends you meet at culinary school? Taste buds!
— Maria Monrovia, 50 Food Puns To Dish Out When You’re Hungry For Laughs
What’s Adele’s favorite dessert? Jello from the other side!
— Maria Monrovia, 50 Food Puns To Dish Out When You’re Hungry For Laughs
Just like a city shapes the lives of its inhabitants, software shapes the lives of it users. Therefore software is a domain of great responsibility.
Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away.
Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog because it croaks every night.
Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands.
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints.
1987 Monte Carlo That's not push-to-start, that’s just turn and go I can't take the BART, makes me paranoid
— Toro y Moi, Wet, Monte Carlo
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Why did the can crusher quit his job. Because it was soda pressing.
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
— Anonymous, 30 Actually Funny Clean Jokes for Any Situation
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: ‘Put it on my bill.’
Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed.
What did the right eye say to the left eye. Between you and me, something smells.
— Anonymous, Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time
Q: Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments? A: Mount Rushmore.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Q: Why were they called the Dark Ages? A: Because there were lots of knights.
Q: What does the world’s top dentist get? A: A little plaque.