“Annie: I just wanted to talk to you. The Awesome: How'd you find me? Annie: How'd you think? The Awesome: Fucking Internet.”Tagged: Internet, Search, Stalk
“I was thinking about getting a lava lamp for us, but I didn't want you to be scared that it was real lava.”Tagged: Lava Lamp , Scared, real, Concern
“And women, we're like screaming in huge pink letters that we're powerful just to try to convince ourselves.”Tagged: gender, Women, Sexism, Power
“And women, we're like screaming in huge pink letters that we're powerful just to try to convince ourselves.”Tagged: gender, Women, Sexism, Power
“I don't know. I would like to be with you, if you wanted to try being with me.”Tagged: Crush, Date, Relationship, Love
“Hold on, are you a sheep named Usher? Because you got it, you got it 'baaahd.'”Tagged: Usher, Pun, joke, Sheep, Bad