Pete: It’s four in the fucking morning! Shaun: It’s Saturday! Pete: No, it’s not. It’s fucking Sunday. And I’ve got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours ’cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I’m SO FUCKING ANGRY? Ed: Fuck, yeah.
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Edgar Wright
Edgar Howard Wright (born 18 April 1974) is an English director, screenwriter, producer, and actor. He is best known for his comedic Three Flavours Cornetto film trilogy—comprising Shaun of the Dead (2004), Hot Fuzz (2007), and The World's End (2013)—made with recurrent collaborators Simon Pegg, Nira Park, and Nick Frost. He had previously collaborated with them as the director of the television series Spaced (1999–2001). In 2010, Wright co-wrote, produced, and directed the comedy film Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Along with his friends Joe Cornish and Steven Moffat, he co-wrote Steven Spielberg's The Adventures of Tintin (2011). Wright and Cornish co-wrote the screenplay for the Marvel Studios film Ant-Man in 2015, which Wright intended to direct but abandoned, citing creative differences. In 2017, Wright wrote, directed, and produced the action-thriller Baby Driver. 2Early life Wright was born in Poole, Dorset, but grew up predominantly in Wells, Somerset. Throughout the late 1980s and early 1990s, he directed many short films, first on a Super-8 camera which was a gift from a family member and later on a Video-8 camcorder won in a competition on the television programme Going Liv
Liz: You hang out with my friends? Sorry, a failed actress and a twat? Shaun: Well, that’s a bit harsh. Liz: Your words! Shaun: I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress.
Ed: Any zombies out there? Shaun: Don’t say that! Ed: What? Shaun: That! Ed: What? Shaun: The zed-word. Don’t say it! Ed: Why not? Shaun: Because it’s ridiculous! Ed: All right...are there any out there, though? [Looking out of the letter box, he sees an empty street] Shaun: I can’t see any. Maybe…
Barbara: [over the phone] Some men tried to get into the house. Shaun: Well, are they still there? Barbara: [over the phone] I’m not sure, we’ve shut the curtains. Shaun: Did you try the police? Barbara: [over the phone] Well, I thought about it. Shaun: Are you OK? Did they hurt you? Barbara: [over…
Shaun: [about Ed] I’ve known him since primary school, you know? I like having him around, he’s a laugh. Pete: What, because he can impersonate an orangutan? Fuck-a-doodle-doo! Shaun: Oh, leave him alone. Pete: All right, I admit, he can pretty funny on occasion. Like that time we stayed up all…
Shaun: As Bertrand Russell once said, ‘The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.’ I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now. Liz: Was that on a beer mat? Shaun: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold. Liz: I won’t say anything. Shaun: Thanks.
Ed: What happened to your hand, man? Pete: I got mugged on the way home. Ed: By who? Pete: I dunno by some crackheads or something, one of them bit me. Ed: Why’d they bite you? Pete: I don’t know, I didn’t stop to ask them! Now, I have a splitting headache, and your stupid hip-hop isn’t helping. And…
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no ‘I’ in team, but there is an ‘I’ in pie. And there’s an ‘I’ in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team...I don’t know what he’s talking about.
Shaun: David, kill the Queen! David: What? Shaun: The jukebox.
Ed: What’s the plan, then? Shaun: Right. [cuts to dream sequence] We take Pete’s car, we drive over to Mum’s, we go in, take care of Philip—‘I’m so sorry, Philip’—then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz’s place, hole up, have a cup of tea, and wait for this whole thing to blow over. Ed: Why have we got…
[looking through Shaun’s LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies] Ed: ‘Purple Rain’? Shaun: No. Ed: ‘Sign o’ the Times’? Shaun: Definitely not. Ed: The ‘Batman’ soundtrack? Shaun: Throw it. Ed: ‘Dire Straits’? Shaun: Throw it. Ed: Ooh, ‘Stone Roses.’ Shaun: Um, No. Ed: ‘Second…