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Greg Daniels

51 quotesScreenwriter · Born Jun 13, 1963 · United States Of America · Male

Gregory Martin "Greg" Daniels (born June 13, 1963) is an American television comedy writer, producer, and director. He is known for his work on several television series, including Saturday Night Live, The Simpsons, King of the Hill and The Office. All four shows were named among Time's James Poniewozik's All Time 100 TV Shows. Daniels attended Harvard University and he became friends with Conan O'Brien. Their first writing credit was for Not Necessarily the News, before they were laid off due to budget cuts. He eventually became a writer for two long-running series: Saturday Night Live and The Simpsons. He joined the writing staff of The Simpsons during the fifth season, and he wrote several classic episodes including "Lisa's Wedding," "Bart Sells His Soul" and "22 Short Films About Springfield." He left the series in order to co-create another long-running animated series, King of the Hill, with Mike Judge. The series ran for thirteen years before it was cancelled in 2009. During the series run, he worked on several other series, including the American version of The Office and Parks and Recreation. As of 2016, he is an executive producer on the TBS series People of Eart

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From “Pilot”

I guess the attitude that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second and probably an entertainer third.

Attitude Create Friend boss entertainer

No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don't tell them.

downsizing Patient cancer don't tell

It's simply beyond words. It's incalculable.

simply Beyond incalculable Words

From “Basketball”

I'm sinking a few, you know. Swish, swish, swish. Nothing but net. And their jaws just dropped to the floor. African-Americans!

sinking nothing but net african american jaws

From “Booze Cruise”

It's not like booze ever kil*** anyone.

booze killed Alcohol

Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.

boss teaching others Dancing leader

From “Gay Witch Hunt”

Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online.

Buy gay-dar gay radar Online

I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Maybe! Is that what this is about?

gay gay affair Theory

We're all homos. Homo... Sapiens.

Homosexual homosapien

From “Beach Games”

I want today to be a beautiful memory that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it, then it'll suck.

beautiful memory Staff New York suck

About 40 times a year, Michael gets sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.

Sick Symptoms Concerned Sick Day

If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus...Or the front of the bus or drive the bus.

back of the bus front of the bus drive the bus racist

From “Fun Run”

Ryan: Did this happen on company property? Michael: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. Michael: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?

Jeopardy I'm Fine

Michael Scott's Dunder-Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Race For The Cure, this is Pam.

fun run charity cure Rabies

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.

liked praised Need Want

I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be okay.

hospital save Okay Anticlimactic

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

Flaws sing in showe volunterring sue me Car

I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.

Superstitious little stitous Words

From “Ultimatum”

Pam Beesly: Hey, Dwight. I'm collecting resolution cards. Dwight Schrute: Not doing that. Pam Beesly: Why not? Dwight Schrute: I've achieved plenty, and there's no better than the best.

New Year's Resolution New Year's humor Achievement The Best

From “Todd Packer”

Jim: Say that we're the tour managers for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets. Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver? Jim: He...is a crime-fighting beaver.

Justin Bieber Fighting Crime

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